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no one likes you 

When someone is being really gay, this is what one would say to get them to STFU, mostly. It also is commonly used sarcastically.
On the flip side, the opposite can also be used, usually sarcastically.
Shut up, no one likes you.
no one likes you by jack tiggs January 3, 2011

no one likes me 

it means "go die in a hole"

National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob 

get frank a gf and watch as they break up a week later
Wow Frank Has A Gf,Oh They Broke Up. National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob

Omegle No Lifes 

The guys with no life, that go on Omegle all day in search of chatting with girls. Usually begins conversations with 'Sex?', 'Hey girl' or some other remark asking gender first. If the Stranger reveals he is a boy, the Omegle No Life immediately disconnects
Typical conversation w/ Omegle No Lifes

Stranger: asl?
You: 13.M.ca
-disconnected-

Stranger:asl?
You:13.f.ca
Stranger:hey babe
Stranger:i have a yu-gi-oh collection you know.. over 300 cards!
You: the fuck?...
-disconnected-
Omegle No Lifes by your-stalker April 16, 2009

ask no questions and you'll be told no lies

It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.
Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.

no lies please 

a term that is used towards somebody who says they will do something but then don't
Marin: "Mathew are you coming to the pub tonight?"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"
no lies please by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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