No crap 

1). An incorrect but rather absurd way of saying “no cap”.
2). Something some rude ass person with a bad attitude would say in lieu of saying “no duh”.
3). A state of being without any poop.

Random Zoomer guy: “fr fr this shit straight bussin’ no crap” *plays cringe mumble rap track they heard off TikTok*

Man: “Oh my goodness, Lisa, you’re shirt is a lovely shade of red.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, no crap! Obviously”

Random lady: “I am in a no crap state of being”

No crap by Perhaps? August 19, 2022

no-good piece of crap 

A mild insult, or a way of offending someone without heavily swearing! Mostly used by the southern states of USA.
"crap" alone is often used by the British.

"Gimme a burger, you no-good piece of crap!"

no-good piece of crap by TheVanillaSwirl June 12, 2016

No, because they're crap 

Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!

No, because they're crap by QuacksO July 21, 2019

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy 

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023