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no condom

When someone says some shit straight up with no build up or easing you into it.

They said what they had to say “raw” (like fucking without a conform)

Mostly applies to something that is gonna be harsh, annoying, or a pain in the ass.
Sister: “mom died”
You: you’re just gonna tell me that no condom?
Sister: no condom?
You: look it up on urban dictionary
by MerryJerryBerry November 15, 2020
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no condom

optimal method of performing sexual act, implies no use of protection, ideally without birth control medecine
I banged this girl 'no condom', j. no c.'d, might be time for the rusty coat-hanger
by Mexicanny August 12, 2006
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no condom zone

by kfnks74grahzbfgjsfg January 6, 2013
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No condom rule

At risk that this definition is gonna get a more dislikes than likes (as the other definition of this have) I'm just gonna give a definition:
Truth is, I can't.
I've never heard this term before... in my LIFE!
And I'm a horny bastard.
So I'm just gonna make something up that makes no sense whatsoever.

No condom rule:
When you pretend this is an actual rule you have, but secretly, you're out of condoms.
No condom rule.
GF: You got protection?
BF: Nah, babe. No condom rule.
GF: Since when did you have a "no condom rule".
BF: Since I ran out of condoms.
GF: You had 10 condoms, and we only slept together once.
BF: Yeah... that's another thing I need to say.
GF: Who is she?
BF: My right hand.
by Mr Irrelevant September 24, 2016
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no-condom rule

When you are fingering a girl and your hand comes back very wet without you having done almost nothing, you are allowed to have sex without a condom.
Damn bitch, you wet as fuck. The no-condom rule is officially in effect.
by jojokokoploplobeebee December 25, 2016
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No condom forever

When a dominant, man proclaims to be superior then all else, simply an chant rather then a statement, When someone forgets "Wakanda Forever"
by BigHairDude21 March 16, 2023
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no condom moment

when a couple or parents forget to use a condom when having sex
oh Jackson Mahomes might be the biggest no condom moment in history
by yourmotherhasballs? October 18, 2021
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