no job 

noun. When a girl is so unattractive that, despite employing desperate measures to come on to you or make you blatant sexual offers, you still ultimately deny her. It is then customary to tell everyone you and her know about her desperation coupled with your rejection.

"Magdella was all over me last night. She wanted me so bad she was throwing herself at me."
"Well?? How far did you guys go?"
"Are you kidding me?! She's hobgoblin. I let her give me a no job and that was it."

no job by Steve^O March 18, 2008

no job 

A depressing lack of "other" jobs including hand, blow, etc... See marriage.

Life is a bit a depressing facing the aspect of no jobs from here on out.

no job by dedgsus July 24, 2011

No job 

Rachel Marie Weiner Devine

That chick Rachel Has NO JOB

No job by Clem315 May 29, 2019

No Job Having 

An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.

Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!

No Job Having by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

no job jonson 

a person with out a job

paultooreal is a no job jonson

no job jonson by lil_user August 18, 2025

No Jab, No Job 

The unspoken slogan by employers to legally add a clause in their new hires’ contracts to have them vaccinated before they start work, and to expect existing staff to be inoculated if they want to keep their job.

Guesstimate how many people worldwide would challenge or sue their employers for implementing the "No Jab, No Job” policy, who argue that it is discriminatory to force any staff to be immunized.

No Jab, No Job by MathPlus February 18, 2021

No. I'm not looking for a new job. 

I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.

Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."

No. I'm not looking for a new job. by Hym Iam July 6, 2025