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no condom 

When someone says some shit straight up with no build up or easing you into it.

They said what they had to say “raw” (like fucking without a conform)

Mostly applies to something that is gonna be harsh, annoying, or a pain in the ass.
Sister: “mom died”
You: you’re just gonna tell me that no condom?
Sister: no condom?
You: look it up on urban dictionary
no condom by MerryJerryBerry November 15, 2020
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no condom 

optimal method of performing sexual act, implies no use of protection, ideally without birth control medecine
I banged this girl 'no condom', j. no c.'d, might be time for the rusty coat-hanger
no condom by Mexicanny August 12, 2006

no condom zone 

The no condom zone is even better than the fuck zone.

No condom rule 

At risk that this definition is gonna get a more dislikes than likes (as the other definition of this have) I'm just gonna give a definition:
Truth is, I can't.
I've never heard this term before... in my LIFE!
And I'm a horny bastard.
So I'm just gonna make something up that makes no sense whatsoever.

No condom rule:
When you pretend this is an actual rule you have, but secretly, you're out of condoms.
No condom rule.
GF: You got protection?
BF: Nah, babe. No condom rule.
GF: Since when did you have a "no condom rule".
BF: Since I ran out of condoms.
GF: You had 10 condoms, and we only slept together once.
BF: Yeah... that's another thing I need to say.
GF: Who is she?
BF: My right hand.
No condom rule by Mr Irrelevant September 24, 2016

no-condom rule

When you are fingering a girl and your hand comes back very wet without you having done almost nothing, you are allowed to have sex without a condom.
Damn bitch, you wet as fuck. The no-condom rule is officially in effect.

No condom forever 

When a dominant, man proclaims to be superior then all else, simply an chant rather then a statement, When someone forgets "Wakanda Forever"
No Condom Forever, or what ever black panther said.

no condom moment 

when a couple or parents forget to use a condom when having sex
oh Jackson Mahomes might be the biggest no condom moment in history
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