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Nokutenda
Nokutenda's are very funny , bubbly and can be sarcastic at times. She can be a very nice person but does get annoyed at times, she loves the spotlight and being known. She has a friendly , easy going nature , they desire for sociability and love making new friends. She can be the best friend you'll ever have you can always rely on her and she's always prepared for the worst cause they've been through a lot. She's also loud but is quite suave and chilled, but once you get to know her she can be the craziest most funniest person. She's a no nonsense girl and has a baddie side that she isn't afraid to show . She gives the best advice and will always be there for you. Nokutenda's are very beautiful and have all the boys falling at her feet with her mezmerizing looks.
"is that a Nokutenda"? , I really wanna be her friend.
someone: " thanks Nokutenda for the great advice, i feel so much better now"
Nokutenda: No problem x
someone: " thanks Nokutenda for the great advice, i feel so much better now"
Nokutenda: No problem x
Nokutenda by heyhowdoyoudo October 20, 2020
Related Words
Nkute • Nutella • nute • Nkateko • neuter • nutella sandwich • Nokutenda • Nutella Baguette • Neutered • Nkuthazo
Creamy Nutella
Creamy Nutella is when a man ejaculates into a jar of Nutella. He then gifts it to his sister, mother, grandmother, or girlfriend as a gift. It is commonly done by white folk because of their love for Nutella.
John: "I made some creamy Nutella last night. I prepared it for my girlfriend!"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"
Creamy Nutella by Hot dog willy May 9, 2015
Nutellabetes
Nutellabetes is what you get as a result of eating too much Nutella. As we all know, Nutella is very addicting, and this addiction can become a problem, with the consequences of getting Nutellabetes. When you are diagnosed with Nutellabetes, your blood type becomes Nutella and you sweat Hazelnut. There is no known cure for the disease, and the only way to prevent it is to put the damn Nutella jar down.
Hey, Mom! Can we buy some Nutella?" "No, Haley. You're going to get Nutellabetes from eating that so much!
Nutellabetes by Checkboo. May 2, 2011
neutertard
A closeted enabler of Duterte. It's a cross between the words neutral and dutertard (a coined term used to describe people whose rabid support of Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte turns them into retards.) Neutertards use equivocal language, distance themselves from political discourse and hide under the cloak of neutrality. But deep inside, their tails wag to the sound of Duterte's hate speeches, they wank over Duterte's rape jokes, and they are willing to drink the Kool-aid upon Duterte's order.
The newest apointee to Duterte's cabinet is a literary artist who used to carry the torch of feminism but is now reduced to being a neutertard who prostitutes what little remains of her credibility for the sake of convenience.
neutertard by Lolito Go January 16, 2021
nutella job
when a high school girl is so in love with nutella she slathers on a boys penis and begins to perform oral
nutella job by thekingoflou December 4, 2011
Nutella
Nutella by themuseicman May 15, 2006
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