nute 

a slang term for nutria (large aquatic rat). also used as a deregatory dis toward others.

"whoa dude did you see that huge nute!"

"quit being a nute dude! let me borrow a dollar!"

"my parents are being nutes, i cant hang out tonight."

nute by nute_master March 3, 2007

nute 

nute ('nüt, 'nyüt)
n.

1. A pocket of intestinal gas that has been released back into the colon rather than expelled through the rectum.
2. An unsuccessful fart.

Trying desperately to alleviate her discomfort, Conchita nuted through the entire class.

nute by KBrooks August 28, 2005

nute 

A dungeon master of fantasy baseball. Quite simply a fantasy baseball overlord. Any disrespect paid to a nute will be met with a mighty thrashing come H2H time. You hope your baseball league doesn't have a nute. Basically, if you're in a league with a nute just give him your money before Spring Training ends.

"This is only a ten-team league, I can't stand the idea of playing with a nute and only having three playoff spots to fight for. My team just isn't that good! (sounds of crying)"

nute by HalcyonDays March 5, 2010

nute 

Something so crazy that you can't even type "nuts".

Sara: What the fuck's a nute?

Carena: Something so crazy, it's nuts.

nute by MichaelJJackson October 9, 2011

nute 

Short for "nerdy cute". A girl who has a nerdish appearance, possibly wearing glasses and resembling a librarian. The trained male eye can see past the nerdiness and get straight to the potential for hotness. A man who finds a nute often feels like he has found a hidden treasure and will fanatsize about taking her out of her nerdy shell and turning her into a sex maniac.

The nute ties her hair in a bun and wears those dark-rimmed glasses, but most men can see how hot she really is.

nute by Slo Joe Jizz September 1, 2010

Nute 

It's what you call a lesbian when she just hit on you.

Lesbian: "Wow you are hot."
Girl: "Fuckin Nute."

Nute by Somebodynew December 2, 2010

nute 

Nute - Two words combined into one, nutty and cute, "Nute."

*Amanda saw Jesse and Kristin bump heads*
*Amada says to Kristin, later, :giggle: "That was nute" :snort:*

nute by Spiritreaper December 28, 2005