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nitwitery 

the exhibition of one, or a group, being nitwits
at times, I feel as if surrounded by nitwitery.
nitwitery by Tom Hoban August 29, 2005

nitwitter 

A person who discusses their twitting frequently and enthusiastically, causing irritation.
Person A: Did you read my tweets this morning? They were so funny!

Person B: Get lost, nitwitter.

nitwittendom 

1. A state of being surrounded by nitwits.

2. A community of nitwits.
Iowa voters found themselves immersed in a sea of nitwittendom made up of presidential candidates.

Mitt and Newt were the leaders of New Hampshire nitwittendom.
nitwittendom by wildpops1952 December 23, 2011

nitwitter 

a derogatory term used to refer to the green-robed villagers from minecraft
PMC soldier: THIS GUY IS SUCH A JOBLESS NITWITTER
PMC soldier 2: ikr, nitwitters deserve to die

DewPieDie: what a fucking nitwitter
nitwitter by rollbacker December 8, 2024

Nitwiterizing 

The actual process of thought that is involved in planning nitwitery, can be done with a group of people or by ones self.
Look at Hillary! over there in deep thought, she must be nitwiterizing
Nitwiterizing by Andy Grabowski November 11, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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