post-post-facebook

Condition of life after one has created and then deleted a facebook account.

After going post-post-facebook, you will be able to re-forget dozens of high school acquaintances.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 02, 2009

blackbugging

(verb) Sending repeated and annoying instant messages to someone via BlackBerry text message.

I gave this dumb twat my bb pin the other night, and she's been blackbugging me ever since.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 07, 2009

queeriental

1. A homosexual Asian person, derogatory.
2. Tacky home decor typical to some older gay Asian men, often consisting of white floors and walls, and white and black furniture, faux Roman columns and statues (often nude male figure), excessively large wall or floor-mounted mirrors, large fur pillows, small puffy dogs, for example.

1. This bar is crawling with queerientals.

2. Many West Hollywood apartments retain the queeriental style in its original form.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 02, 2009

nitwitter

A person who discusses their twitting frequently and enthusiastically, causing irritation.

Person A: Did you read my tweets this morning? They were so funny!

Person B: Get lost, nitwitter.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 02, 2009

jonbenet

verb. To exploit or pervert innocence, bringing about its destruction.

Don't jonbenet a perfectly good hamster by putting it up your ass.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 02, 2009

hipster

Noun. One who attempts to project originality, intelligence and coolness by opting for ostensibly poor quality, care and coordination of clothing and goods; exerts significant effort maintaining outdated, unattractive mode of dress and hairstyle; feigns or forces personal interest in certain types of music, art and activity with the primarily social intent of promoting the illusion of eccentricity; yet lacks true creative skill, communicative eloquence, stylistic depth, or independently cultivated thought. Common in large and mid-size American urban centers and near universities, typically near gentrification boundaries. Demographically mostly white, middle class, age 20-30, non-professional. (See Silver Lake - Los Angeles; Manhattan/Brooklyn - New York, Austin, San Francisco, Chicago)

Look kids, that hipster girl is wearing Tootsie glasses, bangs, and a mid-thigh sweater from the 1980's, and she's riding a one-speed bike with two flat tires - isn't she interesting?

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 02, 2009

post-facebook

1. Condition of life after one has set up a facebook account.

His post-facebook days felt somewhat less authentic.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 02, 2009