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nipliptical 

A sexual partner used as exercise equipment, specifically for aerobic, standing, rear-entry penetration. To qualify, the penetrator must manipulate his partner's nipples.
co-worker: "Bob, you're looking fit."

Bob: "You bet! It's amazing what 10 minutes a day on my nipliptical does for the glutes."
nipliptical by Bachelor boB May 19, 2007
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genius? the word "genius" even can't describe this person. A person who is always smiling, helping others and is always there for you, whenever needed no matter what the situation is for them. Every single human being on this planet loves them and admires them. They always take you out from trouble. A person who is really a fast learner and can learn things just by having a quick glance at them. Letting this person go, is like putting a knife in your chest. They always make you laugh, no matter what jokes they crack it always makes everyone happy and laugh. They keep you safe and sound, care about you. Just an amazing person that can't be described by words!
Sarah - I am really sad, I just want Nirlep here so that he can cheer me up.
Nirlep by Awish May 27, 2021
derogatory term for someone with large lips. can also be interpreted as a racial slur.
niglips by mark April 22, 2004
A very talented/humorous human being living in an urban area
Look at James he is such a nirdip
Nirdip by Louis Martin Vuitton October 8, 2019

Nirlipta Syndrome 

(noun) a term used to refer to someone who complains about their current home, and often talks about escaping to another place. Side effects of this syndrome include depression, and devoid any love for materialism.
"I think I have the Nirlipta Syndrome. I'm losing my mind!"

Someone may complain about how they want to leave CT and move to NYC.
Nirlipta Syndrome by panda55 August 22, 2009
when you are trying to put someone down. You pwn them by telling them that they have the lips of a negro. The lips are those big fat botox ones which angelina jolie has.
Newb: "I pwnted that guy in css today"
Pro: "yaok niglips, go be a shitty summor"
niglips by JellyDonuts January 30, 2008