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Nipplejob 

The sexual act of rubbing one's nipples on a man's penis in order to pleasure or arouse them. A pretty good overall sex act do perform on anyone ;)
"Yo, that dude just gave me the sickest nipplejob behind the 7/11 bro!"
"Bro no way, that's cap, I want one :("
Nipplejob by nipplejobber42069 September 6, 2021
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Nipplejob 

Placing a man’s penis on a woman’s nipple. A rare sex act. Nipplejobs aren't common in porn videos.
Shae Summers has such nice nipples. I wish I could give her a nipplejob.

If I give any hot girl a nipplejob, I’d cum in seconds.

I wish nipplejobs are more common in porn.

Foreskin Nipplejob 

The rarest type of nipplejob and the rarest type of sex act. It’s when an intact man inserts a woman’s nipple underneath his foreskin. You never see this type of nipplejob in porn. It doesn't work for circumcised men.
I really wish foreskin nipplejobs were a thing in porn. I'd invent it if I joined porn. I'm surprised Angela White hasn't done that. After all, she plays with foreskins and inserts her tongue in them.

I'd love to do a foreskin nipple job with Sky Bri, Asteria Jade, Angie Faith, Kay Lovely, and Shae Summers.

Nippleton 

A word commonly used to express frustration or irritation towards a friend. Usually used in a joking manner and is not intended to be taken seriously. Can also be used in a friendly way to show compassion towards another person.
1. Dude, stop being such a Nippleton.

2. Come on Nippleton, just come with me.
Nippleton by Danny Donezo February 10, 2010

Nipplemoose 

An insult commonly used by secondary school goers. Derived from the Latin 'Mous' meaning a mammal with antlers, and 'Nippelus' a body part that no one has get found a use of, therefore making the person it is directed at a big, hairy, useless, imaginary mammal.
Stop being such a Nipplemoose!
Nipplemoose by Hazzyyyyy Beckyyy December 13, 2010

Nipplewood 

Hey, check out Ms. Nipplewood over there!
Nipplewood by cjl20080822 October 16, 2008

nippleometer 

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.
I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.
nippleometer by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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