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Nintendon 

A hand or finger tendon that gives a player the quickness and flexibility to master video games, especially games that require great dexterity and precise button pressing sequences.
Tony's Nintendons give him the fast fingers to crush Sang in Street Fighter.
Nintendon by Soleijhee January 3, 2009

Nintendium 

The hardest, most durable material known to mankind, discovered by nintendo for usage in their console, the Nintendo Entertainment System (Also known as: NES). Its manufacturing process was perfected sometime before the creation of the Gameboy by Gunpie Yokoi, Nintendo's hardware genius, or "mad scientist", who invented many miraculous toys for children and adults alike, though many would argue they were meant for children.

Since the birth of the Nintendo 64 (IE, N64), Nintendium has become harder to produce or find, as the quality of the Nintendium used in the Nintendo DS (IE, NDS) and Wii (IE, Nintendo Wii?) have been reasonably weaker than their predecessors, though the WiiMote has been known to resist bullets, fly straight through Television Screens, and cause injuries when thrown, and is considered to be encased in the purest, most refined Nintendium seen since Gunpie Yokoi left Nintendo and died.
An asteroid of pure Nintendium is coming towards the earth... We're doomed!!!!!!
Nintendium by Zixaphir Modnar December 10, 2008

Nintenditis

When you shit and piss your pants because you don't want to stop playing video games
Little Jimmy has Nintenditis. I feel sorry for his parents.
Nintenditis by FG10 November 13, 2011

Nintendogs 

A puppy simulator for the Nintendo DS handheld system. In it, you can control, customize, and play online with your puppy. Scored a perfect 40/40 by the famous Famitsu in Japan.
My puppy on Nintendogs has a mario hat!
Nintendogs by Adam Holloway August 3, 2005

nintendies 

"They're really defending Nintendo taking down emulators now? The absolute state of nintendies."

nintendonitis 

A chronic painful condition that effects the muscles or joints in the hand, fingers and/or forearm after playing videogames too much.
Dude, I played Final Fantasy for three days straight, but my Nintendonitis flared up so I couldn't play anymore.
nintendonitis by Aeronius July 21, 2008