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Ninjalante

One who is covert & skilled in the ways of attaining justice, esp. via internet protocol & social networking sites.
A ninjalante is a person who walks a fine line with the law in order to exact what they believe to be justice from criminals, because they think that the criminal will not be caught or will not be sufficiently punished by the legal system.
by Black Floyd March 31, 2009
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Ninjabater

One who is able to pleasure themselves in public areas with little to no indications of their actions
A male ninjabater could pleasure himself in a bathroom stall at work
by Turrry June 19, 2009
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ninjabate

Verb. To Masterbate with utmost stealthiness, similar to that of a ninja.
Spirited Away was such as shitty movie, I had to whip it out and ninjabate to pass the time.
by Narcism July 16, 2008
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NinjaMaster29

"What's a joe shoe?"

A NinjaMaster29 is someone who slightly knows the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure,

and they know JoJo through memes.

It is someone who only knows part 3 and the latest animated part of JoJo,
and their favorite fight is probably Jotaro vs Dio from Stardust Crusaders.
Guys, we found a NinjaMaster29 in this discord server.
by iAmTheBigGamer March 17, 2020
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Ninjabate

To masturbate, fondle, or otherwise touch oneself sexually with one or more unaware person(s) in the vicinity.
"She was so hot in that movie, I just couldn't help but sit back and ninjabate."
by Kurrie December 29, 2007
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nigalante

What one would call a "colored" resident of a ghetto who becomes delusional to the point of finding some type of psychosis-driven sense of pride in thee shithole community and goes as far as to step in and fight the locals as if they think of themselves as a respectable force of community protecting lawman... (You can find them in An inner city neighborhood that's run down far past the point of being condemnable as a whole. In many cases resident are accustomed to a level of filth so rank the CDC won't even quarantine then for fear of its workers being infected by the jungle fever)
I sure hope my word is approved, because it would really suck if they let it be reviewed by some "oppressed by whitey" type (aka "less-than-pale" type...) Who would love the chance to take on a nigalante role in the matter, jumping right outta that cubicle they've been granted through the work furlough program and jumping right up on Jesse Jacksons coat tail and ban my work just to be a dick
by JimMuthaFuckinJones March 30, 2017
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Ninjagate '06

Very simply, when Team Ninja got locked out of their own boards on accident and flipped out. Ninja chaos everywhere. It was a while before the admin realized what happened and hurriedly let them back in, and all's well.
Ninja1: WTF WHY CAN'T WE GET IN
Ninja2: She must have locked us out!
Ninja3: OH NO3Z
Ninja2: NINJAGATE '06!!!!!
Ninja3: The great ninja freakout!
Ninja1: *passes out*
by Kassie123 September 1, 2006
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