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Ninjalante

One who is covert & skilled in the ways of attaining justice, esp. via internet protocol & social networking sites.
A ninjalante is a person who walks a fine line with the law in order to exact what they believe to be justice from criminals, because they think that the criminal will not be caught or will not be sufficiently punished by the legal system.

Ninjalante by Black Floyd March 31, 2009
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Ninjabater 

One who is able to pleasure themselves in public areas with little to no indications of their actions
A male ninjabater could pleasure himself in a bathroom stall at work
Ninjabater by Turrry June 19, 2009

ninjabate 

Verb. To Masterbate with utmost stealthiness, similar to that of a ninja.
Spirited Away was such as shitty movie, I had to whip it out and ninjabate to pass the time.
ninjabate by Narcism July 16, 2008

NinjaMaster29 

"What's a joe shoe?"

A NinjaMaster29 is someone who slightly knows the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure,

and they know JoJo through memes.

It is someone who only knows part 3 and the latest animated part of JoJo,
and their favorite fight is probably Jotaro vs Dio from Stardust Crusaders.
Guys, we found a NinjaMaster29 in this discord server.
NinjaMaster29 by iAmTheBigGamer March 17, 2020

Ninjabate 

To masturbate, fondle, or otherwise touch oneself sexually with one or more unaware person(s) in the vicinity.
"She was so hot in that movie, I just couldn't help but sit back and ninjabate."
Ninjabate by Kurrie December 29, 2007

nigalante 

What one would call a "colored" resident of a ghetto who becomes delusional to the point of finding some type of psychosis-driven sense of pride in thee shithole community and goes as far as to step in and fight the locals as if they think of themselves as a respectable force of community protecting lawman... (You can find them in An inner city neighborhood that's run down far past the point of being condemnable as a whole. In many cases resident are accustomed to a level of filth so rank the CDC won't even quarantine then for fear of its workers being infected by the jungle fever)
I sure hope my word is approved, because it would really suck if they let it be reviewed by some "oppressed by whitey" type (aka "less-than-pale" type...) Who would love the chance to take on a nigalante role in the matter, jumping right outta that cubicle they've been granted through the work furlough program and jumping right up on Jesse Jacksons coat tail and ban my work just to be a dick
nigalante by JimMuthaFuckinJones March 30, 2017

Ninjagate '06 

Very simply, when Team Ninja got locked out of their own boards on accident and flipped out. Ninja chaos everywhere. It was a while before the admin realized what happened and hurriedly let them back in, and all's well.
Ninja1: WTF WHY CAN'T WE GET IN
Ninja2: She must have locked us out!
Ninja3: OH NO3Z
Ninja2: NINJAGATE '06!!!!!
Ninja3: The great ninja freakout!
Ninja1: *passes out*
Ninjagate '06 by Kassie123 September 1, 2006
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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