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(n)one whom believes the person to the right of them in a school cafeteria is gorgeous
greg: WOAH did you see timmy today?!?!
bob: yeah man he totally pulled a nilsson and i was like WTF LOLOL
greg: yeah man he's gonna he his ass beat by a polar bear.
Nilsson by sevensexualsneakers March 12, 2009
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albin nilsson 

Albin nilsson is a very cool Guy who is very kind. He is a awesome guy if you get to know him.
Hello My friend if you live in Vårgårda you now who Albin nilsson is
albin nilsson by Boooom im cool December 12, 2016

joakim nilsson 

Cant get it up when sexy time Joakim nilsson
joakim nilsson by Odio November 9, 2017

Leo Nilsson 

Guy: Hes suck a Leo Nilsson
Guy 2: I know he's so hot
Leo Nilsson by kakankatten6000 December 17, 2022

liam nilsson

The king of everything! fucks all bitches and loves to smoke weed every day. often found with a pack of cigaretts in his mouth.
''you'r liam nilsson is very long'' ''i love to suck your liam nilsson''
liam nilsson by DickSucker420blazeit December 13, 2016

Vide Nilsson

the most sexy mf alive (could be ginger) also prolly gets allot of bitches on his cawk
sup my brotha vide nilsson youre so sexy today
A strong guy who makes his own decisions and you don't want to make him angry. He may distance himself sometimes but it's just the way he was raised. In the end he's not a bad guy just has a weird past and doesn't open up to people because he doesn't want to bother them.
You know that Bitch Nilson
Nilson by Cholo123 June 16, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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