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(n)one whom believes the person to the right of them in a school cafeteria is gorgeous
greg: WOAH did you see timmy today?!?!
bob: yeah man he totally pulled a nilsson and i was like WTF LOLOL
greg: yeah man he's gonna he his ass beat by a polar bear.
by sevensexualsneakers March 13, 2009
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