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Nikolay Bratoev
Handsome, cute, sweet-talking boy with pretty eyes. Loves cuddles and kisses. Gets mad when he is called baby, so he turns his cute butt on u.
Nikolay Bratoev by ViksiGi January 19, 2022
nikolai belinski
A russian soldier who is a raging alcoholic. He can not get enough of that shit. Now give Nikolai his Goodman vodka or he'll rip of your arms and beat you to death with them.
nikolai belinski by Thegreatcolim June 30, 2016
Nikolas Besagno
Complete waste of soccer talent. Selected by Real Salt Lake as the first pick of the first round in the 2005 Adidas MLS Superdraft, Besagno made roughly 8 appearances for his club, scoring 0 goals. Most notably, the second youngest player ever drafted to the MLS at the tender age of 16. On top of this, he was a Generation Adidas player, played for the Mens USA U-17 squad, and was touted as one of the bright stars in US soccer. Many say Besagno could have used the development of some college play, but passed that up after receiving a 6 figure salary offer. Who can blame him? But things quickly went down hill for the defensive midfielder.
After some 3 seasons with Real Salt Lake, he was cut from the squad. After that, he essentially tried out for the (then) USL Seattle Sounders FC. After playing with the squad in some exhibition games, he was cut by the team before they made their transition to the MLS. He is currently believed to be lost someplace in Miami, binging.
After some 3 seasons with Real Salt Lake, he was cut from the squad. After that, he essentially tried out for the (then) USL Seattle Sounders FC. After playing with the squad in some exhibition games, he was cut by the team before they made their transition to the MLS. He is currently believed to be lost someplace in Miami, binging.
"Hey, have you seen Nikolas Besagno lately?"
"You mean that guy who was passed out, tonsil deep in a pile of cocaine last night?"
"Sounds like Nik..."
"You mean that guy who was passed out, tonsil deep in a pile of cocaine last night?"
"Sounds like Nik..."
Nikolas Besagno by Truth Hurtz April 27, 2009
Nikola 'Bruh' Markovic
A common name for a galactic warlord in 1294,he said bruh a lot,bruh stands for Big Rubber Ultra Hoe,B.R.U.H
The name can be used to describe a fat person
The name can be used to describe a fat person
Nikola 'Bruh' Markovic by Anonymous 991 February 12, 2021
Nikolai Bennett
This person will give you figurative butterflies in your stomach and whisper sweet nothings in your ear while you're sleeping. He's gonna be so sweet and adorable, and make your heart go bum bum bum. He's that one person who gets you so interested in something that he's interested in because he talks about it so many times and so in depth that you just have to check it out. He's that one Italian mafia legacy who takes you out to subway and pays for your meal, even if you don't like soup and you just dumped a bunch of salt in it to avoid actually eating it and wasted the whole thing. (But he didn't get mad). He's the one you'd probably do just about anything for.
Bennett is also the one to make you the most confused you've ever been. Does he like you or is he just bored? You would never be able to tell. Are you just taking a stroll on the outskirts of his pretty, pretty mind, (because he rarely will let you in to see) or is this something deeper to him? Have fun figuring it out, you might never. There will be times you doubt his feelings. But you know one thing, that cutie is taking you to homecoming whether he likes it or not. (Because he already promised you he would).
Bennett is also the one to make you the most confused you've ever been. Does he like you or is he just bored? You would never be able to tell. Are you just taking a stroll on the outskirts of his pretty, pretty mind, (because he rarely will let you in to see) or is this something deeper to him? Have fun figuring it out, you might never. There will be times you doubt his feelings. But you know one thing, that cutie is taking you to homecoming whether he likes it or not. (Because he already promised you he would).
"That Nikolai Bennett, always making my head spin.."
"Hey, Nikolai Bennett, why didn't you reply to my Instagram story that I made specifically for you?"
"Nikolai Bennett, what do I even mean to you?"
"Hey, Nikolai Bennett, why didn't you reply to my Instagram story that I made specifically for you?"
"Nikolai Bennett, what do I even mean to you?"
Nikolai Bennett by Cocobeanahaha January 8, 2022
Nikola Bokan
Nikola Bokan is one of those people that have massive dick (15-20 cenimeters). He is also good at bed and sex with him can long up to 30 minutes. He thinks that girls are such a beautiful beings and he would do everythink to win a girls hearth.
Girl 1: Oh, is that Nikola Bokan. Omg I want to have sex with him so bad that I can not hold up anymore.
Girl2: No, I want him to fuck me, not you!!!
Girl2: No, I want him to fuck me, not you!!!
Nikola Bokan by Supermaster123 February 21, 2022
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