A highly sophisticated scientific procedure which involves using an electric current to extract the skin pigment of an African-American. This can then be used to coat various metal objects.

Using nigtrolysis, the scientists successfully created brown gold, an extremely rare element.

Nigtrolysis by grodings May 21, 2007

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Nigaholic

A white female who is addicted to having sex with black men.

Johnson - 'I hope you didn't go up in that bitch from the party, Steve.'

Steve - 'Why not?'

Johnson - 'She's a known nigaholic.'

Steve - 'Damn. Better go get my HIV test.'

Nigaholic by Dicknamer March 11, 2009

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nightology

nightlife science. takes practice. everyone should take a lesson or two, so they would know how to get liquored w/o the negative consequences...

guy1: pick me up, so I can crowl, please...
guy2: dude, you should practice some nightology

nightology by ico December 27, 2008

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Nighthole

Cornhole game played in the dark of night while camping, with only lanterns to enlighten the game.

Another Nighthole win for me and my buddy against our feared rivals.

Nighthole by Nighthole June 10, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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