Night-Shit
Night-Shit by Sexy Cock Munchers June 27, 2011
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prom night shit list
A practical punishment for school bullying and mean girl type behavior.If a student engages in any type of bullying behavior.Their names are put on a list,and if their name comes up,when the prom ticket is purchased,the couple will be denied addmission to the big dance. A prime example was the in the movie Carrie.When the girls gym teacher told the mean girls whom were bullying Carrie,"Your Prom Bids Will Not Be Accepted". This is often a great detterent to stop bullying,when something of value, is taken away from the little hooligans.
Two of the girls on the cheer squad were told that their prom bids would not be accepted,if they kept picking on the new girl in school. Those two will soon be on the "Prom Night Shit List".
prom night shit list by RTBSTRD November 5, 2013
Shit Night
Shit Night by Munktus August 17, 2020
shit tv night
used to describe those dreadful nights whe there is absolutely nothing remotely good on tv. This is used in a case where there are no shows that are worth staying home for or recording.
shit tv night by bored, duh look at the location April 17, 2007
Holly shit sunday night
You are in your bed, it’s the last day of vacation before you go back to school... when you suddenly remember that you didn’t do your homework and you’re fucking screwed. That heart attack is the « holly shit Sunday night ». As you panick, you try to think about when and where you could, in less than one morning, finish all the homework that was given to you for the holidays.
Holly shit sunday night by Xx_LandoCalrissian_xX January 1, 2018
Your Mama Said That Shit too last night
It is in insult, if his/her mom did in fact, say that sit too last night. Pretend your friend says something sexual (See example below). You have an instant comeback!
Created by the al-mighty Squirrel, this insult has spread to a whole 2 people! Amazing!
Created by the al-mighty Squirrel, this insult has spread to a whole 2 people! Amazing!
Person 1: Hey man its cold out here
Squirrel: Your mama said that shit too last night, but you didn't see either of us compaining!
Person 1: I'm worthless!!!
Person 2: FUCK YAH YOU ARE!
(In fact, the lights were off and he wasnt home... so he couldnt see us if he wanted to!)
Squirrel: Your mama said that shit too last night, but you didn't see either of us compaining!
Person 1: I'm worthless!!!
Person 2: FUCK YAH YOU ARE!
(In fact, the lights were off and he wasnt home... so he couldnt see us if he wanted to!)
Your Mama Said That Shit too last night by Squirrelish87 July 28, 2008
Night Shits
The urgent need to shit late at night, typically waking the individual up from a deep sleep. This usually occurs between 1am and 4am. Upon waking up, the individual will feel a heavy cramping in their stomach and will be forced to walk hunched over to the washroom, where they have an ungodly bowel movement. Sitting hunched over on the toilet, the individual will typically be praying to God to either:
1. Put a stop to the shits after the next one emerges, or;
2. End their life rather than forcing them to endure another minute of this.
Upon completion, the individual will feel somewhat better, but be forced to wipe with a significant amount of toilet paper.
The night shit continues once the individual returns to bed. Immediately upon collapsing into their bed, the stomach will make a rumbling sound and the heavy cramped feeling will come back with a vengeance. This time, the individual may be forced to run back to the washroom. The same process then repeats itself. This time, the stomach will feel significantly better at the end.
Night shits are usually between 2 and 4 cycles of the above description.
Note: Not all shits that take place at night are "night shits" proper. They must conform to the above description. They are very rare, typically occurring between 1-3 times per year in the average individual.
1. Put a stop to the shits after the next one emerges, or;
2. End their life rather than forcing them to endure another minute of this.
Upon completion, the individual will feel somewhat better, but be forced to wipe with a significant amount of toilet paper.
The night shit continues once the individual returns to bed. Immediately upon collapsing into their bed, the stomach will make a rumbling sound and the heavy cramped feeling will come back with a vengeance. This time, the individual may be forced to run back to the washroom. The same process then repeats itself. This time, the stomach will feel significantly better at the end.
Night shits are usually between 2 and 4 cycles of the above description.
Note: Not all shits that take place at night are "night shits" proper. They must conform to the above description. They are very rare, typically occurring between 1-3 times per year in the average individual.
Person A: "You look tired today."
Person B: "It's because I had a case of the night shits last night. They kept me up for 2 hours."
Person A: "I thought you smelled like shit."
Person B: "It's because I had a case of the night shits last night. They kept me up for 2 hours."
Person A: "I thought you smelled like shit."
Night Shits by 00Zero00 December 20, 2010
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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