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Night Cock by Scabby J May 30, 2018
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Cock night
A night dedicated to you and your two best male friends, playing some xbox and watchin funny shit on youtube and all sleeping in one bed.
"Man you had the biggest cock night last night."
Guy 1: "Hey man i'm gonna hang out with my girl tonight"
Guy 2: "No its cock night"
Guy 1: "Totes"
Guy 2: "Don't say totes"
Guy 1: "Hey man i'm gonna hang out with my girl tonight"
Guy 2: "No its cock night"
Guy 1: "Totes"
Guy 2: "Don't say totes"
Cock night by cockknight June 15, 2010
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friday night cocksucker
When you're driving on a Friday Night and someone walks in front of your car at a very slow pace, you call them a Friday Night Cocksucker.
friday night cocksucker by Ang1976 May 28, 2017
Friday night cocktail
When a girls sucks your dick while you're taking a shit then she pukes on your balls and you cum and she has to drink it
Friday night cocktail by HTHD April 23, 2017
Nightlock
Peeta is collecting berries when foxface comes up and eats them, then dies
Katniss hands Peeta a handful of nightlock and they are both going to eat
If they can't both win the 74th annual Hunger Games then no one will win
Katniss hands Peeta a handful of nightlock and they are both going to eat
If they can't both win the 74th annual Hunger Games then no one will win
Nightlock by hgobsessed September 15, 2012
nightclock
The alarm of a clock on a night that you could not sleep on. You will find it hard to sleep and the nightclock will show you that you wasted so much time and you should do what the alarm is set for (i.e. Go To Work)You will hear this alarm go off, ruining your time, leading to it being one of the worst sounds you have ever heard.
Alex: Yeah, im tired because I stayed up all night watching movies until in the middle of Grown Ups 2 my nightclock told me that it was 4 am and I had to get ready for work
Daniel: Just sleep if your tired, idiot!
Daniel: Just sleep if your tired, idiot!
nightclock by VeryIachildattackerchild@child February 25, 2019
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murderhobo
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