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Niggamobile 

A piece of shit car with primer patches, dents, (probably from a fist), mismatched color doors, blowing smoke, at least one broken window replaced with masking plastic where they got high on crack and locked the only key inside or when the Po-Po had to get their dog out coz they were inside the casino, but $5000 rims on the mother fukka and a professionally installed $10,000 stereo. I almost forgot the key scratch round the entire perimeter from some skanky ho hood rat who lost her mind.
I drove through the ghetto today and saw at least two niggamobiles.
Niggamobile by Nerd Flanders January 13, 2021

Niggamobile 

Typically a rusted out white minivan with green interior lighting that is commonly used to hotbox and stay warm. Niggamobile has had little to no maintenance and is typically running on empty and is usually started about once a month for a stroll to the local Taco Bell.
See that man that just stepped foot out of that white van over there? He looks like he only uses that van for two things. To smoke, and to eat fast food in. That van is what is called Niggamobile.
Niggamobile by Tooldd April 16, 2021

Nigga-Mobile

A old sedan type vehicle often featuring huge shiny rims, hydrolics, large speakers, and a random black person behind the wheel.
Yo man check out that Nigga-Mobile rolling down the street!
Nigga-Mobile by Joeproson April 22, 2011

niggermobile 

Any low quality, rust challenged, Caddy or Lincoln with carpeted dash and whitewalls. Typical driver exhibits the the following; 2 or more priors, outstanding warrant, no insurance, no valid driver's license, illegal substances in the glove box, between jobs, responsible for one or more illegitimate children, currently not paying child support.
S'up dawg, peep JJ's phat niggermobile.
niggermobile by kgbjeb April 16, 2006

Niggermobile 

The car used when black people are hungover/drunk. Usually you see them with a gun, or with a knife. Theres usually about 5 to 6 black people in the car at one time. The only word cops usually hear out of them is nigga and niggaz.
J'lil) "what the hell happened to my niggermobile!"

Bobisha) "Oh nothin me and the nigs just took it for a "wild" ride last night"

J'lil) "Oh thats fine well just go steal another one tomorrow."
Niggermobile by Sha-Nay-Nay Obama January 29, 2010

niggermobile 

a car that has been 'pimped' out with chrome rims(usually spinners, too)and has marijuana or cocain hidden inside the glove box along with an old banana peel and a screw driver. There is usually "skeet" stains in the back seat, so if a black personn asks you if you need a ride, either decline or if you are that desperate, request to sit in the front seat, or you will get aids.
Hey man, look at that niggermobile rollin' outta Harlem!
niggermobile by Redneck Woman66613 February 12, 2006

nigmobile 

The means of transportation for a colored, negro individual
Hey, James wanna hop into my nigmobile and pick up some hoes??
nigmobile by James Tiberius Hannah August 14, 2007
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