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Mobile Niggas

People that play games usually on PC with a device such as an iPhone or iPad. Usually restricted to less gameplay features and really shit due to the GUI.
“Yo, wanna squad up COD with Ethan?”
“Nah bro he one of those Mobile Niggas he can’t do shit”
“Aw damn ok”
Mobile Niggas by Some Asshole retard November 19, 2020

Niggamobile 

A piece of shit car with primer patches, dents, (probably from a fist), mismatched color doors, blowing smoke, at least one broken window replaced with masking plastic where they got high on crack and locked the only key inside or when the Po-Po had to get their dog out coz they were inside the casino, but $5000 rims on the mother fukka and a professionally installed $10,000 stereo. I almost forgot the key scratch round the entire perimeter from some skanky ho hood rat who lost her mind.
I drove through the ghetto today and saw at least two niggamobiles.
Niggamobile by Nerd Flanders January 13, 2021

Niggamobile 

Typically a rusted out white minivan with green interior lighting that is commonly used to hotbox and stay warm. Niggamobile has had little to no maintenance and is typically running on empty and is usually started about once a month for a stroll to the local Taco Bell.
See that man that just stepped foot out of that white van over there? He looks like he only uses that van for two things. To smoke, and to eat fast food in. That van is what is called Niggamobile.
Niggamobile by Tooldd April 16, 2021
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