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niggah please 

Response to someone that is obviously lying to you.
"Oh so you were actually working late last night and not fucking that ho, right, niggah please!"

nigga please 

Slang that means "Give me a break." Or anything similar in meaning.
"I got laid last night!"

"Nigga please."
nigga please by IceWarm June 21, 2004

Nigga Please 

When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "Nigga Please!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.
Johnson: Oops!, I'm so-
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?
Nigga Please by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005

nigga please 

a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another's comment.
Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass.
Guy 2: Yea but yo momma's ass is better.
Guy 1: Nigga please.
nigga please by Woobie June 1, 2005

nigga please 

Exclamatory interjection typically spoken by African Americans who doubt the veracity of another's claim.
Kee'sha: "Girl, my baby daddy got hisself a new job!"

LaQuinta: "Nigga please!"
nigga please by UrbanLexicographer February 22, 2008

nigga please 

a phrase commonly used to show disapproval or disdain towards another individual or comment.
person A: Yo dude check out this crackin ass shirt i got.

person B: you still got a busted ass grill!

person A: nigga please
nigga please by wordsmith January 21, 2004
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