Bill Clinton

The closest we've ever had to a black president.

Damn! This nigga Clinton is closest to ever bein a black pres! He did what he had to do to drop Hilary's ass and get wit Monica Lewinski.

by Woobie May 28, 2005

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Necrophilia

performing sexual relations with a corpse

Necrophiliac: C'mon you know you wanna perform necrophilia someday man. Remember, dead women never say no...

by Woobie October 09, 2006

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Jennifer Afleck

what was going to be Jennifer Lopez's new name until her and Ben Afleck broke up. See bennifer.

Ben Afleck + Jennifer Lopez = Jennifer Afleck.

by Woobie May 28, 2005

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Oh my God Becky look at her butt

the very first phrase in Sir Mix-a-Lot's song "Baby Got Back" said by a white girl talking to her white friend talking about a black girl's butt.

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt it is so big!

by Woobie May 30, 2005

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Maury Povich

besides Jerry Springer Maury hosts the best talk show. the funniest topic is the paternity tests because whenever the test comes negative there's always drama. other topics are fat babies, cheating husbands, man or woman?, etc.

Taniqua: Quatarius I know you the daddy. I only slept wit u and no one else.
Quatarius: *itch please, you's a skank ho. Always been partyin' & bein wit dem dudes.
Maury: Taniqua, are you sure Quatarius is the father?
Taniqua: Maury, I'm 150% positive he's Iesha's daddy. He gots the eyes, the chin, the earlobe...
Maury: When it comes to little Iesha, Quatarius, you are not the father!
Audience: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatarius: What now?! I told you! I told you! YEAH!
*~Taniqua runs backstage sobbing, Maury follows, Quatarius jumps for joy~*
Maury: It's okay. You're now one step closer to finding the father. Who's next on your list.
Taniqua: Well (sniff) Quatarius was #62. Kareem has to be the daddy!

by woobie June 06, 2005

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