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Probably the only Pokemon that's actually cool. The only Pokemon who seeks world domination and plots for him and his clones to inherit the world. He is the most powerful of all Pokemon and can withstand anything that comes his way.
Mewtwo: Behold my powers. I am the strongest Pokemon in the world!
by Woobie May 28, 2005
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besides Jerry Springer Maury hosts the best talk show. the funniest topic is the paternity tests because whenever the test comes negative there's always drama. other topics are fat babies, cheating husbands, man or woman?, etc.
Taniqua: Quatarius I know you the daddy. I only slept wit u and no one else.
Quatarius: *itch please, you's a skank ho. Always been partyin' & bein wit dem dudes.
Maury: Taniqua, are you sure Quatarius is the father?
Taniqua: Maury, I'm 150% positive he's Iesha's daddy. He gots the eyes, the chin, the earlobe...
Maury: When it comes to little Iesha, Quatarius, you are not the father!
Audience: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatarius: What now?! I told you! I told you! YEAH!
*~Taniqua runs backstage sobbing, Maury follows, Quatarius jumps for joy~*
Maury: It's okay. You're now one step closer to finding the father. Who's next on your list.
Taniqua: Well (sniff) Quatarius was #62. Kareem has to be the daddy!
by Woobie June 6, 2005
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1. the popular song by R&B singer Mya
2. a sentence where you tell someone how you feel about them but can't find the right word to describe it.
Woman: How can you describe your love for me?
Man: Uhh, My love is like... wo...
by Woobie May 30, 2005
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performing sexual relations with a corpse
Necrophiliac: C'mon you know you wanna perform necrophilia someday man. Remember, dead women never say no...
by Woobie October 9, 2006
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a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another's comment.
Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass.
Guy 2: Yea but yo momma's ass is better.
Guy 1: Nigga please.
by Woobie May 28, 2005
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the very first phrase in Sir Mix-a-Lot's song "Baby Got Back" said by a white girl talking to her white friend talking about a black girl's butt.
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt it is so big!
by Woobie May 30, 2005
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