An amazing, black superhero
He disappears at night, can steal better than Catwoman, can jump 20 feet vertically, and can run faster than Usain Bolt. His weakness is water, so he is the only adult capable of drowning in a kiddy pool.
After Niggaman stole the Crown Jewels, he lay down in the middle of the black street. The cops were never able to find him.
Niamari is the word people use to describe that something is beyond the greatest thing they have ever seen or heard. This word was named after Niamari E. Gordon, after she would always describe herself as the awesomest personthe world has met, and will still be for eternity.
"Your jacket is fresh. It is the Niamari of all the Jackets."
"ITS THAT FRESH!? THAT IS THE NICEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD! THANKYOU!"
Ah nigga don’t hate me cause I’m Beautiful nigga maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on yo duck oh better yet maybe tanisha call yo dog ass if she ever stop fuckin with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with nigaaaaa