Nicoism

Pronouced: Nico-(ism) Neee-co-IZM

Noun: Compulsive nature involving habits of disappearance and untruthfullness.

Verb: To lie your ass off to impress dudes on crotch rockets and get fat chicks.

origin of word: michigan, well actually phillipines.

Guy 1: That MoFo didn't show up again, talkin about using glass cleaner on tires, while tryin to hit on fat chicks.

Guy 2: Homie that is straight nicoism

when u dont put money on da tab: nicoism

when u post pics of fat chicks on bikes on fb: nicoism

when chicks have to bend down a bit to take a picture with u: nicoism

Nicoism by Bo_xcar February 28, 2011

Neo Nickism 

Neo Nickism is the religion dedicated to worshipping the divine saviour known as Holy Nick. Elements of this religion include constructing artworks featuring tanks, consuming vodka, and fighting again the Blasphemous Archer.

Blasphemous Archer hates Neo Nickism, but Neo Nickism denies his existence as a human.

Neo Nickism by Not Garfield Qiu October 12, 2021

niroism 

What started out as a joke by me on Ratedesi.com has become quite popular with people actually googling for it....so thought I might as well add a meaning to it for people to know what Niroism is all about.....
Niroism is a simple philosophy that goes hand in hand with any religion....It is based on three rules: -
(1) Live life to the fullest
(2) Have faith in the person above
(3) Bring a smile to everyone you meet
That is the way I live my life.......

Niroism is a wonderful philosophy!!!

niroism by Niro N December 21, 2005

Nikoism

To go on a long tangent that leads no where and has no purpose

Did you hear Jake yesterday he had a Nikoism

Nikoism by Slimpiken December 17, 2019

Nickism 

The religion for the biggest bad ass'es in the universe.Anyone who belives in Nickism will obviously go to heaven. And anyone who doesn't obviously isn't going to heaven.

God, I am so happy i converted to Nickism, i know if i didn't i would certainly not go to heaven and not be the coolest person on earth.

Nickism by Anonymous August 22, 2003

nicolism 

A style of acting consisting of some over-the-top acting, eye bulging, and freakouts. Inspired by the legendary Nicolas Cage.

So Nicolism was started by Nic Cage? Huh...

nicolism by Codename6490 November 17, 2019

Nickism 

A phrase of words that almost makes sense but just isn't quite right. Preferably said with southern accent.

"Let's book a room and a half" - Nickism of the day
If they're not in there, you need to be out of there" - Nickism of the day
We are going to nip the bridge" - Nicksim of the day
I found it Disconceiting" - Nickism of the day

Nickism by Dabs&Weav January 8, 2014