Nickism 

The religion for the biggest bad ass'es in the universe.Anyone who belives in Nickism will obviously go to heaven. And anyone who doesn't obviously isn't going to heaven.

God, I am so happy i converted to Nickism, i know if i didn't i would certainly not go to heaven and not be the coolest person on earth.

Nickism by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Nickism 

A phrase of words that almost makes sense but just isn't quite right. Preferably said with southern accent.

"Let's book a room and a half" - Nickism of the day
If they're not in there, you need to be out of there" - Nickism of the day
We are going to nip the bridge" - Nicksim of the day
I found it Disconceiting" - Nickism of the day

Nickism by Dabs&Weav January 8, 2014

Nickism 

the act of going on the internet to start a religious cult following by making silly little postings on otherwise useful websites

God, I am so happy I converted to Nickism, i know if I didn't I would certainly not go to heaven and not be the coolest person on earth.

Nickism by halluciphile December 25, 2004

Nickism 

The car enthusiast cult in which the objective is to reach your destination in the shortest time possible.

"Would you like to join our cult? It's called nickism"
"If you are a pussy you cannot join Nickism"

"Wow they are really fast, they must be in Nickism"

Nickism by bloodycivicfg2 December 10, 2018

Neo Nickism 

Neo Nickism is the religion dedicated to worshipping the divine saviour known as Holy Nick. Elements of this religion include constructing artworks featuring tanks, consuming vodka, and fighting again the Blasphemous Archer.

Blasphemous Archer hates Neo Nickism, but Neo Nickism denies his existence as a human.

Neo Nickism by Not Garfield Qiu October 12, 2021

nickisexual 

Being only sexually attracted to Nicki Minaj. You think everything that has to do with Nicki Minaj is sexy.

Guys, I think I'm Nickisexual!!!

Nicki is so hot, I might be Nickisexual.

nickisexual by NTBeats November 15, 2020

Nickisexual 

Being only sexually attracted to Nicki Minaj. Everything that has to do with Nicki Minaj is sexy to you.

Guys, I might be Nickisexual!!!

Nicki Minaj is Hot, I might be Nickisexual.

Nickisexual by NTBeats November 15, 2020