Nick Lachey
Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.
Nick Lachey by David May 12, 2004
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Nick Lachey
Husband of ditsy Jessica Simpson. He used to be a member of the band "98 degrees" but then went solo. He now shows off his steroid body on Newlyweds, an MTV reality show following the lives of dumb blonde Simpson and "normal" Lachey.
That guy is so like Nick Lachey. Not only is his wife some stupid ass (but gorgeous) model, he is in the music industry.
Nick Lachey by Anonymous March 11, 2004
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nick lachey
the guy who realized that no one cared about him and his shitty band 98 degrees anymore, so he married another pop star who no one cared about, jessica simpson. they made a shitty show where jessica was a dumbass, and now they're rich and famous.
nick lachey by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
Nick Lachey
It is tough because he was in a boyband everyone was 98% sure was gay, when he went solo he sounds like he was castrated, yet he gets to bang jessica simpson...its not fair he is a fagbag!
You want to join a boyband then once you get big, go solo and sing like a faggot?? Dude, dont go Nick Lachey on me
Nick Lachey by LUkeAss January 15, 2004
nick lachey
an extremely hot guy whose marriage with jessica simpson ended after she cheated on him. man she is stupid. hes very sweet and loved jessica simpson more than jessica ever loved him. he is from ohio and one of his best friends is his brother, who is also hot but not as hot as nick lachey...id say he is more cute.
nick lachey is hot and i will marry him.
i am on team lachey NOT team simpson. (oh btw jessica was seen buying her own team simpson shirt. HOW PATHETIC!!)
i am on team lachey NOT team simpson. (oh btw jessica was seen buying her own team simpson shirt. HOW PATHETIC!!)
nick lachey by heidi June 18, 2006
Nick Lacheyed
verb. when you get married and you have substantially more money than your partner so you get a prenuptial agreement, only for your partner to gain money as you lose yours and when the divorce is finalized it is actually you that have screwed yourself out of a good chunk of money.
-did you hear about Tyler?
-yea i know he's getting a divorce that sucks
-yea but even worse he totally Nick Lacheyed himself, but who would have know his business would go under?
-yea i know he's getting a divorce that sucks
-yea but even worse he totally Nick Lacheyed himself, but who would have know his business would go under?
Nick Lacheyed by HELLYA2245 January 27, 2010
nick lacheyed
(verb.) getting dumped in an email and feeling worthless enough to write a desperate song about ur feelings to try to get that person back. Very heartbroken
nick lacheyed by TMO U KNO January 13, 2007
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