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Nexistensialism 

Nexistentialism is a term applied to the work of two 21th-century urban non-philosophers from San Diego

CA. who, despite profound doctrinal differences, generally held that the focus of philosophical thought

should be to deal with the conditions of a continuos existence, the existence NEXT to the existence of the
individual person and their emotions, actions, responsibilities, and thoughts.
The individual is solely responsible for giving his or her own life meaning and for living that life
passionately and sincerely, in spite of many existential obstacles and distractions implied in the continuos
existence, which is the "Next Existence", including despair angst, absurdity, alienation and boredom.

How one achieves and what constitutes a fulfilling life, what obstacles must be overcome, and what

external and internal factors are involved, including the potential consequences of the existence or

non-existence of the "Next Existence".

Nexistentialism will become fashionable in the next years as a way to reassert the importance of

human individuality and freedom.
He is a Nexter, always planning for the next, he is in the Nexistensialism trend.
Nexistensialism by Luca Ferrat September 4, 2010
Related Words

neosisani 

One who hasn't cut his hair.
neosisani = uncut
neosisani by Hairy dude January 26, 2009
A medical condition when your ego inflates and you start to believe you're better than everyone else.

Taken from the term Neon, a person whom has had Neosis since birth.
"Bad news guys, I've come down with a case of Neosis. I'm just so glad I'm better than everyone else with Neosis."
Neosis by Strafeous October 30, 2011

nersisyan 

A fat person with a small dick, passes those genes to the next generation too and commonly used as an insult.
Ayo, this guy is a total nersisyan
nersisyan by Sapiena November 18, 2021
Beautiful woman that comes from the native lands of Dominican Republic. Most likely is curvy and thick with long black hair and a good sense of humor. Nelsis may also be wity, responsible and someone you may fall in love with.
That woman that I met is a Nelsis.
Nelsis by Crazyforlove22 June 9, 2017
The technical Bulgarian term for vagina; has recently become an obscure slang used to test whether a man is a cockNOMing fag or not.

Counterpart to the male Penicilus.
IMPROPER USAGE

"Man, Nepsises fail."
This makes you a dicksuckling little fagwad.

PROPER USAGE

"I like a-da Nepsis. Am not gayuh."
This makes you not gayuh, or a lesbian (of the hot variety).
Nepsis by Richter Raping Richter January 9, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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