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Newsboy hat

A newsboy hat looks exactly like what somebody would wear to a golf course. It's about as impressive to an opponent as bench pressing 500 pounds and looking at somebody, since it doesn't prove anything about a person.
If he/she wore his/her newsboy hat to the golf course, he/she would most likely fit right in as long as he/she didn't also start saying "Come on, I'll take on anyone that thinks this is just a golf cap, I'm headstrong and I always go hard, even now I won't back down from no one here if they try to get in my head!"
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Newtsboys is an AMAZING content creator on tiktok (one of my favourites ;) ) - stiles <3
Newtsboys means an amazing person
newtsboys by s t i l e s July 30, 2021

Newsboys 

A freakin sweet, grammy-award nominated contemporary christian band with the ability to rock out and inspire fans at the same time, such as in their Born Again album.
-Dude were you at the Newsboys concert last night?

-Yeah man! I touched Michael Tait's shoe! No lie!
Newsboys by newsboysfans August 16, 2010
An incredibly talented TikToker and editor, also an icon tbh.

Strong advocate for trans-stiles rights!
Person 1: “I just watched a really cool edit of Stiles on TikTok!”
Person 2: “It must’ve been by newtsboys then.”
newtsboys by amelianottfound July 26, 2021
A word used to refer to two homosexual black males who sing.
"Hey look at those two black guys on stage, yup there are such newboyz"
Newboyz by david quincy jones January 8, 2010

Newsboys 

What used to be a cool christian rock band, but now sucks. Their suckieness started with the release of their album "Thrive", and just kept going downhill from there.
ShitFaced MercyMe Fan: OMG! NEWSBOYS RAWK! I LUVD ADORATION!1!!?!/1 I DER #1 FAN!1!/11

Old School Newsboys Fan : Shut the fuck up. *turns on Hell Is For Wimps*
Newsboys by Ibanez April 11, 2005