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I'm so glad to be back in Newps
newps by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007
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Yo P double O, you got them Newps?
Newps by P Double O August 22, 2008
New pants, specifically worn by the elite squad in 202. These can't be just any "new pants." They MUST me purchased in the men's section of Walmart and be maroon and fuzzy on the inside. Despite the passage of time, Newps will never be considered old. They will always be new.
Jim: "Hey Ash and Meg are those your Newps? They are looking super stylish and warm. I wish I had a pair of my own."

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"So Newps?"
A highly contagious illness transmitted by contact with people from Newport New Hampshire.
Newps is contracted from spending more than fifteen minutes in close contact with a member of the Newport community/ someone who may drink the water from Newport.
newps by Henry Moller July 11, 2009

Pew News 

The most reliable new source on the internet. Run by the man who runs the most popular review show, Meme Review, and the most popular series, YLYL, Pewdiepie. The show is hosted by Gloria Borger, pronounced Glor-ee- ah Borg-ah.
You watch Pew News last night, big stuff happened man.

Newsbusters 

A joke of a media watchdog website that “exposes” liberal bias in the news media and entertainment shows. They claim to be the right wing’s MediaMatters, however left-leaning radio show hosts and entertainers take getting “busted” by the Newsbusters as a badge of honor and mock them mercilessly.
Uh oh, Stephen Colbert mocked Trump again! Newsbusters will be on the case!
Newsbusters by Patriotic Leftie February 11, 2021