newporting

The act of accidentally blocking someone from a conversation by moving in front of them in a circle. Usually accompanied by the victims being hit with the Newporters rucksack.

Jack : (Moves in to the circle and Newports 3 people)
Harvey: Wow Jack you are newporting 3 people!

by M477C March 5, 2018

newporting

Using ones rucksack to knock another friend out of the way whilst initiating in a group conversation.

“I’m sick of alex newporting me”
“Careful, don’t Newport me”

by T Powell May 9, 2018

Newporting

The act of jerking off in front of one’s friends. Typically done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

BART: Dude you should’ve been at Peyton’s last night!
FRED: Why what happened?
BART: Alex did a keg stand and started newporting on the couch

by Bitchleas__feller November 23, 2024

Newwordingvine

A newwordingvine is a chain of new words introduced to a language.

I think a newwordingvine was created in the 21st century. Words like smartwatch and smartphone were introduced in the 21st century, I think.

by g598 May 9, 2022

netporking

When you get on LinkedIn and instead of getting a job you get railed

I only go to these small business conferences for netporking.

by Nugzz69420 May 25, 2022

newborning

When a person is so high they are no longer able to keep their eyes open, like a newborn puppy.

Ex: Francis has smoked so much they are newborning on the couch.

by bigbadgamerguy November 19, 2023