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newmarket
A town located in Ontario, Canada which was founded by Quaker settlers in 1801. Name originates from the mills that were built to supply the local residents, becoming the 'new market' as opposed to Toronto, which was the 'old market'.
Newmarket is not a bedroom community as many people think. Newmarket has plenty of attractions, sights, and is rich in history.
Newmarket is not a bedroom community as many people think. Newmarket has plenty of attractions, sights, and is rich in history.
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newmarket ditch
a suburb in Melbourne's west, best known for its multiculturalism, when people visit newmarket they usually call it a "newmarket ditch"
newmarket ditch by Geovan April 13, 2008
Newmarket
Town Famed for Horse racing. Full of vertically challenged would be jockeys bred from the towns limited gene pool. Many are gambling alcoholics and try and pick fights with people who are twice their height.
im going to the races in newmarket
Newmarket Jambalaya
Typically occurs when a girl is going down on you, and she inadvertently gags while sucking on your balls. While gagging, her gag reflex causes her to regurgitate and throw up on your package as you cum; and in the process, cannot stop cumming during ejaculation.
DB 1: "So what happened last night with that Biddy you took home from Libby's?"
DB 2: "Well, she started polishing my knob, then started going off on my plumbs."
DB 1: "And...."
DB 2: "...and I basically ended up with the ole' Newmarket Jambalaya......."
DB 1: "Oh Shit!. Hey man, same thing happened to me last week. No harm done."
DB 2: "Well, she started polishing my knob, then started going off on my plumbs."
DB 1: "And...."
DB 2: "...and I basically ended up with the ole' Newmarket Jambalaya......."
DB 1: "Oh Shit!. Hey man, same thing happened to me last week. No harm done."
Newmarket Jambalaya by Hession April 20, 2011
newmarket
(n) small bohemian town in New Hampshire, home to many students at the University of New Hampshire. Often called "new-mar-KET", in a mock French Canadian accent.
newmarket by KazamaSmokers April 8, 2005
Newmarket
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