Skip to main content

NewScum

Share definition Flag
The last name of a governor that has failed their state..... AKA Gavin NewScum.
Hey isn't that NewScum over there...

Oh yeah... NewScum... the traitorous failed sellout governor of what used to be the great state of California, where crime happens without consequence, & get's paid monthly by dirty bipartisan traitorous Biden money for every illegal he takes in his state.
NewScum by The_Rebel July 6, 2024
Merch
Urban Dictionary Merch
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$49.95
$49.95
$49.95
$49.95
$49.95
$49.95
$49.95
$49.95
$49.95
$49.95
$49.95
$49.95
$49.95
$49.95
$49.95
$49.95
$29.95
$29.95
$29.95
$29.95
$29.95
$29.95
$29.95
$29.95
$29.95
$29.95
$29.95
$29.95
$29.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$32.95
$49.95
$29.95
$29.95
$49.95
$49.95
$32.95
$32.95
$49.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95
$24.95

Newcummer 

Share definition Flag


A virgin guy.But who eagerly wants to lose his virginity.



All the Newcummers in the house, Heads up!! Coz here come the girls.

That newcummer's so desperate he'd fuck a cabinet.
Newcummer by krzn October 13, 2008
Merch
Related Words
NewScum • Newcummer • newcum • Ad Newseum • farsum newsum • New Cumberland • news cunt

Ad Newseum 

Share definition Flag
The feeling one gets during a long news cycle when all forms of media continue to report the same information over and over and over and over again. Ad Newseum is characterized by irritability, nausea, abusive language and remarks hurled at televisions and computer screens and generalized impatience.
The Ad Newseum caused by all this repetitive covid-19 coverage is intense. If I hear one more time, just one more time, about toilet paper hoarding or social distancing, I swear I'm going to put the tv through the f-ing wall!!!
Ad Newseum by SebonWeissman April 3, 2020
Merch

Newcummer 

Share definition Flag
A newcummer is the first time someone jerks on their man horn.
Jim: (Stroke, Grunt, Stroke, Grunt.......) (Sigh of relief). Ah what the fuck is this white shit on my dick?!?

Dad: Don't worry Jim your a newcummer.
Newcummer by The Chocolate Leopard March 28, 2010
Merch

farsum newsum 

Share definition Flag
(Far-sum, Nu-Sum) The exchanging of information among best friends, in which one friend reveals a great truth he has been denying, only to learn the same from his best friend. Thus renewing their friendship.
dude i can't believe You would ever be having sex with my girl behind my back. I'm, so sorry man Will you forgive me? well I had sex with your girlfriend to so I guess we're even. "wow man FAR out thats a NEW start" said steve. "FARSUM NEWSUM" said jimmy
farsum newsum by GMONEY1231 January 21, 2011
Merch

newcum 

Share definition Flag
the first one to cum in a jerk circle
whos gonna be the newcum this time?
newcum by sussymongus January 17, 2023
Merch
More from Urban Dictionary

crunchy 

Share definition Flag
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
Merch

Galantir

Share definition Flag
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
Merch

murderhobo 

Share definition Flag
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Merch

Whale 

Share definition Flag
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
Merch

Concrete cowboy 

Share definition Flag
A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Merch

hobo loko

Share definition Flag
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Merch
Next