New and Improved

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An american adverising term invented some time dring the course of television history.

Now widely regarded with contempt for the utterly intelligence insulting nonsensical term it is.

"New and improved Whammo juice!!! A refreshing carboanted drink that doubles as an industrial cleaning agent!!!"

"Wait... how can it be new AND improved? You can't improve on something new, since to improve something implies revising something exisiting..."

New and Improved by EducatedChav June 17, 2009

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new and improved joker product

A female celebrity with a huge grotesque grin. Coined by radio DJ's Don and Mike to describe Cameron Diaz.
A reference to the poisoned products that The Joker unleashed on Gotham City in the movie "Batman" which killed their victims and left them with horrific grins on their faces.

I hear Justin Timberlake is dating New And Improved Joker Product

new and improved joker product by Steve Aardvark December 20, 2006

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The new and improved Tamahrin

He is still the guy with the biggest dick on this planet we call earth. He is 13 years old at the moment I’m writing this. He is very cute and unique. He is very loyal. If you lose Tamahrin and it’s your fault just now you FUCKED UP. Tamahrin will forever be faster than everyone... except Kevin

The new and improved Tamahrin is the guy with the biggest dick

The new and improved Tamahrin by Jesus_god May 9, 2019

Vup and go new and improved

That just means they have bought another factory in China to produce 100,000 cartons a day. Made up of 80% saw dust.

"Dusty goodness."

Vup and go new and improved by Mr. Chang, exposing the truth on vup n go. September 9, 2003

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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