"You come on vacation, leave on probation." New Philadelphia, Ohio has the reputation of being a drug fueled city just south of Akron/Canton area. The police are like the gestapo and make their own rules and if you dont like them(or they dont like you), they will probably just throw you in jail on crazy trumped up charges and put you on probation for years to come so you keep having to go back to that hell-forsaken place. A small town atmosphere where everyone knows everyone, everyone sleeps with everyone, and everyone has genital warts. New Philadelphia is the place where the mayor gets drunk and goes to pick up his children at a school function and gets arrested for DUI..and the people still love him. The main things to do in New Philadelphia are drink large amounts of alcohol and go to wal*mart...which oddly enough those are about the only two things in New Philadelphia...bars and walmart. And last but not least, New Philadelphia, Ohio is the home of the Fighting Quakers...whoever came up with that name should be kicked square in the nuts for being such a douche bag. Do not ever go to New Philadelphia, you will die there!
by Nick Herron June 11, 2008
New Philadelphia is a town in T county Ohio. Its only activities to do are the park, the mall, drugs, watching fist fights and sex. Almost everyone in New Philadelphia is a slut. Its not uncommon for a 7th grader to have multiple nudes floating around via sexting and have already slept with over 7 guys. Almost every teen hangs out with the emo crowd at Park Place where they engage in listening to amateur screamo bands who preach about god. Everyone in the park place crowd sleeps with each other and herpes is beginning to spread. About 75% of high-schoolers say they want to move to California after high school. The high school spends all its money on football and almost none of it on education. Education wise New Philadelphia is about 10 years behind Dover schools (the town right across the river). ex. Dover has smart boards where as new philly has chalk boards. Almost everyone knows/is friends with/or related to a drug dealer and thinks nothing of it. Our police force resembles the SS. They make their own rules and do what ever they want. One of the most known cops for being a strait up jerk is actually coke head himself and has cheated on his wife multiple times. New Philadelphia is the armpit of T county.
Guy1: "dude I got herpes from that new philadelphia skank"
Guy2: " I told you not to go there, if anyone goes there they always leave with a STD or a warrant for their arrest."
Guy2: " I told you not to go there, if anyone goes there they always leave with a STD or a warrant for their arrest."
by EnergySupplement March 21, 2010
a small town in tuscarawas county, ohio. yet no one who lives there seems to know how to spell the name of the county. The town is full of drunk, pot smoking rednecks, a police force that resembles the third reich, and young disease infested women. Many girls under the age of 20 have children, or multiple children. Many with multiple men and out of wedlock. The towns few attractions are a courthouse (in which you cannot enter unless in handcuffs),
a dirty park, and the boulevard which is a part of 4th st which consists of 5 fast food restaurants. A luxury in the town. Many of the towns younger residents seem to think the town is a rough, dangerous, ghetto city such as that of compton, california of the late 1980's, when it is in fact just a dirty skank-hole. If you plan on coming to new philadelphia for an exciting getaway, think otherwise.
a dirty park, and the boulevard which is a part of 4th st which consists of 5 fast food restaurants. A luxury in the town. Many of the towns younger residents seem to think the town is a rough, dangerous, ghetto city such as that of compton, california of the late 1980's, when it is in fact just a dirty skank-hole. If you plan on coming to new philadelphia for an exciting getaway, think otherwise.
by dudefromsomewhere January 27, 2011
New Philadelphia High School is a small high school where the students can be separated into a few distinct groups:
1. The Wanna-Be Hipsters: These kids like to wear toms and have an unlimited supply of V-Neck T-shirts. They spend most of their time smoking weed or listening to bands that are completely unheard of. They refuse to get up to date with current culture, citing it as "too mainstream".
2. The Jocks/ Popular Kids: These students spend most of their time going to parties and getting absolutely wasted. Almost all of the Jocks have around 5 Underage Consumption charges by the age of 16, and smoke weed.
3. The Band Kids: These are students who decided to participate in the New Philadelphia Marching Quaker Band. Despite being titled as a "band", it is commonly known to function exactly like a cult. Band Kids are forbidden contact with anyone outside of the band. Any student who tries to leave the band is completely and utterly shunned by their fellow bandmates. The band is also riddled with an incredible amount of drama.
4. The Druggies/Stoners: These students spend all their time smoking weed, taking ecstasy, or getting smashed at the apartments of high school dropouts/failures. Many of the guys are complete douchebags and like to show people how legit they are by posting how drunk or high they are on Facebook. These kid's excessively use the word "bro" and it's alternate forms to the point where you want to shove a rusty spoon down your throat.
1. The Wanna-Be Hipsters: These kids like to wear toms and have an unlimited supply of V-Neck T-shirts. They spend most of their time smoking weed or listening to bands that are completely unheard of. They refuse to get up to date with current culture, citing it as "too mainstream".
2. The Jocks/ Popular Kids: These students spend most of their time going to parties and getting absolutely wasted. Almost all of the Jocks have around 5 Underage Consumption charges by the age of 16, and smoke weed.
3. The Band Kids: These are students who decided to participate in the New Philadelphia Marching Quaker Band. Despite being titled as a "band", it is commonly known to function exactly like a cult. Band Kids are forbidden contact with anyone outside of the band. Any student who tries to leave the band is completely and utterly shunned by their fellow bandmates. The band is also riddled with an incredible amount of drama.
4. The Druggies/Stoners: These students spend all their time smoking weed, taking ecstasy, or getting smashed at the apartments of high school dropouts/failures. Many of the guys are complete douchebags and like to show people how legit they are by posting how drunk or high they are on Facebook. These kid's excessively use the word "bro" and it's alternate forms to the point where you want to shove a rusty spoon down your throat.
Stoner on Facebook: "Bruh I smoke fatties, for life bro. I'm so drunk/high right now."
Observer: "God, not another stoner douchebag from New Philadelphia High School blowing up my news feed."
Observer: "God, not another stoner douchebag from New Philadelphia High School blowing up my news feed."
by Anonymous123432344 June 21, 2011
Located in a quaint hell hole about 30 min. south of Canton Ohio,NPHS is a shit stained failed social experiment of a school well past its prime. The teaching staff is primarily composed of chronic alcoholics whose original goals in life were to go off to grad school and earn a Doctorate in some gay ass liberal arts program. But because they failed to earn high enough grades in their undergrad studies,attributed mostly to an awesome combo of hookers and blow, they were forced to teach the teenage angst filled minds that primarily compose the New Philadelphia school system. Now even though it's a shining example of why American public schools are a failure and laughing stock of the world,the majority of its inhabitants are your a-typical assortment of jocks,sluts,rednecks,gays,hipsters,gay hipsters,bandies,nerds,preps ect. There is however 1 interesting and notable standout group among them. Mostly consisting of baby momma's so nicely imported from the inner city ghettos of Ohio's metro areas by the juvenile justice system,the violent drug fueled shenanigans of the tribe simply known as the group home girls provide the highest form of entertainment at NPHS. If its fighting over who can take it farther up the ass from the handicapped janitor,or who's turn it is to sneak out during lunch and go buy menthols from the gas station down the street, the broken ribs and punctured spleens that occur in said fights always help liven up lunch room gossip and school in general.
Faggot A:Dude after I graduate from New Philadelphia High School, I'm leaving that shit stain of a school behind forever. I don't want my future offspring to go there and get herpes from those group home girls that go there.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.
by rst8 November 4, 2011
The act of smearing feces (your own or a friends) all over your ass cheeks until your white pasty butt now appears completely black. Then proceed to moon an unsuspecting person. The shit-covered ass appears at first glance to be not the typical full moon, but a dark new moon.
*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)
*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)
a cop is sitting outside of Dunkin Donuts and looks up when a car driving by honks.
"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.
"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"
"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"
"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!
"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.
"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"
"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"
"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!
by RedDan69 April 5, 2011