NetNet

The absolute, no more BS, bottom line. When some one gives your the "NetNet" it means they have cut through all the crap and all that remains is the undiluted bottom line.

The NetNet of working for this company is horrible work hours with great pay and 6 figure bonuses.

So just cut through all your sales tactics and give me the NetNet on this deal.

So NetNet... I love you, and she means nothing to me... (yeah, probably won't work for you either)

by cds-nnm September 13, 2011

Net-Net

Now overused term for 'so the bottom line is...'

Comes from an investor/accounting concept when valuing a company; based on the sum of sales/what you own (net assets) vs sum of debts (net liabilities). Weighing up net assets vs net liabilities (net-net) then says whether you have an overall positive or negative business. The term is very reductive - you don't need to explain what individual parts make up the positives or negatives, or how big they are... just that the final result is a win/loss or a yes/no.

Somehow the term has gradually crept from accounting into general business jargon (net-net this deal is good) and eventually just to give an opinion where you don't feel like providing any of the detail of how that view was formed or allow for argument from another person (I've done all the weighing up and we are going this way).

I don't care if you think there are downsides. Net-net, we'll be ahead if we buy the new TV.

by Sargasso_Fade March 25, 2020

netvet

someone who has been around since the birth of the internet. Usually beginning their online life on dial up bulletin board systems or bbss.

Old dude (me): Hey, I remember the birth of the internet
kid: wow, are you a netvet?
Old dude (me): Shut up you fuckin turd or I'll kill your mum.

by DayDay8421 January 13, 2009

net net

A term used by office douchebags that mean to say net but feel that repeating the word makes them sound more important important.

The "net net" is we are wasting time here because you like to listen to yourself pontificate and repeat words at meetings.

by joe5628 May 9, 2008

neneth

A amazing person who works hard and you can trust. She is short like 4 “10” or “11” and your sister is probably as tall as her. She is pretty and has black hair dyed brown. She probably has died it a reddish brown. She is probably a awesome friend or a mother.

That girl is so short and pretty, she is literally a Neneth.

by cabstisse December 10, 2017

netnut

technological hybrid/lowbrid, a loner completely unaware he/she has become one; but has to order out food and take 'washroom breaks' in his/her own home because he/she is afraid of missing some crucial statement typed from across the world...some may have catheters or colostomy bags attached to them..some have beerfridges next to their computers..they don't sleep much 5-10 hours a week..and usually have monetary issues due to the fact they cant hold a job seeing as it may interfere with whats going on online..sad individuals in need of therapy..

we all knew lil susie was a netnut when we smelled the decayin food in her house and saw the ashtrays all full.. it took 5 of us to haul her 300 lb carcass away from the computer and into netdetox

by llynn byrne July 18, 2006

net-net

the bottom line.

get to the point.

you don't need to explain to me all the details of your deal; what is the net-net?

by saragrace August 3, 2009