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Ball net 

The net inside a bathing suit that contains your balls
Man, I wana go swimming but my bathing suit doesnt have a ball net, and I'm not trying to hang brain at the party.
Ball net by Muchoconsado February 22, 2020

net balls 

The sudden feeling of having testicles while on the internet. This usually occurs when engaged in arguments and/or starting shit via internet posts, comments, etc.

Don't be fooled, these testicles only spawn while the host has hands attached to a keyboard, touch screen, or other typing device.

They quickly shrivel and disappear when encountered in real life.
Person 1: Hey! Look at what that kid just posted. Damn he's got some balls to say that.

Person 2: LOL no, he's just got some net balls.

Person 1: Ah, yes. He would never say that to that person.
net balls by RealBalls4Life August 19, 2011

Ballnets.net

A website where you buy nets to put on your balls to keep them from dunking in the toilet water.
Guy 1: Bro, where did you get your ballnet?

Guy 2: Got it at ballnets.net.

Guy 1: Thanks.
Ballnets.net by Ballnets.net June 25, 2021

Baller.net 

Pronounced Baller-dot-net. This is the same as calling something baller. Generally it means that something is so sick, like the feeling/emotion you get when you see a sick crossover made in basketball. It's so baller that it deserves its own network of websites.
Fancy Feast: I can't believe Lemoney and his bowling team beat us out of the Championship Game this year.
Pancake: I know. You have to give it to him and his team for having a baller.net season. We can't compete with that.
Fancy Feast: I wish he was my baller so he could dot my net.
Baller.net by SNL4LIFE January 17, 2014
a game played by girls and guys from the ages of 6 right up to approx 40. it is a game of skill, talent and strenght.most people over look netball and say it has no skill and it a stupid but its got alot of skill involved. Netball originated in england and was first called basketball then years later it became netball. The best team in the world is the Australian netball Diamonds and the runners up are the New zealand silver ferns. netball must have 7 people each team and 2-3 subs on the side line the positions are c,wa,wd,ga,gd ,gk,gs
one netball court, one bal,l two goal post either end and two umpires.
netball by netball mad <3 November 4, 2011
netball is an interesting sport that is mostly played by girls but boys can play too. it is very fun
I play netball
Netball by Shenne_is_smart August 31, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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