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Baller.net 

Pronounced Baller-dot-net. This is the same as calling something baller. Generally it means that something is so sick, like the feeling/emotion you get when you see a sick crossover made in basketball. It's so baller that it deserves its own network of websites.
Fancy Feast: I can't believe Lemoney and his bowling team beat us out of the Championship Game this year.
Pancake: I know. You have to give it to him and his team for having a baller.net season. We can't compete with that.
Fancy Feast: I wish he was my baller so he could dot my net.
Baller.net by SNL4LIFE January 17, 2014
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Ballerness 

Ballerness is the state of performing in athletics or sex at such a high level that kenyans and porn stars can't touch you're skillz. Such Ballerness is exuded by Michael Jordan, Mike McLaughlin and Devon Bennett.
Yo Ray, you can't miss a three today, you're ballerness is at a maximum.
Ballerness by Midsy February 9, 2009

ballerness 

Used to describe a male with extremely large balls and figuratively to refer to one who is highly attractive and a complete rockstar at work.

Ballerness is typically identified by receipt of packages, gifts, compliments and suggestions for reproduction on a regular basis.
Joel Ching-Ran Wong is the definition of ballerness.

His ballerness is what gets him a constant stream of gifts and compliments.
ballerness by lardee December 19, 2011

ballerness 

To exude a certain level of hood class. Also do be so fly it looks like your a real Baller.
The homies rims have a ballerness about them.
ballerness by Hexplosive February 2, 2007