Nertag
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Nertag by Hdjshdjdjd August 24, 2021
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Nerageous
"Whoa, that is the most ridiculous fish purse but you are pulling it off so well! That ensemble is absolutely nerageous."
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Nertathlete
The rare condition in which oneself is both categorised by being smart and athletic. This extremely rare occurrence can be further broken down into two categories.
I. Nertathlete: This nertathlete through no fault of their own is invariably a social awkward. Because they are good at both being smart and athletic they are unable to constitute being social at the same time. This is not a problem however as they are generally well mannered and liked by most people even though they have poor social skills.
II. Nertathlete 2.0: An improvement on the Nertathlete, and rarer still then the original. The 2.0 version exhibits social ability and generally is capable of communication with others and being cool. Because 2.0 version exhibit social ability, they may be disliked by some people as per the like/dislike paradox.
I. Nertathlete: This nertathlete through no fault of their own is invariably a social awkward. Because they are good at both being smart and athletic they are unable to constitute being social at the same time. This is not a problem however as they are generally well mannered and liked by most people even though they have poor social skills.
II. Nertathlete 2.0: An improvement on the Nertathlete, and rarer still then the original. The 2.0 version exhibits social ability and generally is capable of communication with others and being cool. Because 2.0 version exhibit social ability, they may be disliked by some people as per the like/dislike paradox.
"That kid, is he a nertathlete or nertathlete 2.0?"
"I don't know, go ask him. If he stumbles at being socially interacted with we know what the answer is."
"I don't know, go ask him. If he stumbles at being socially interacted with we know what the answer is."
Nertathlete by MCJesC 2.0 January 21, 2009
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Nertalize
To poke somebody in the belly button.
It can be used around people that dont know what it means to make you look like youre gettin some.
It can be used around people that dont know what it means to make you look like youre gettin some.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally nertalized my girlfriend after that party last night!
Guy 2: Way to go man! *walks away slightly confused*
Guy 2: Way to go man! *walks away slightly confused*
Nertalize by Tiarathefailface October 10, 2009
Nerdager
In most cases, a person that was unjustly promoted to be your supervisor at work. Most of their actions prove that they are a nerd, dork or geek, "per se." Can be indentified by wearing bow ties and sweater vests, wearing special “presentation day” outfits, having neck hair or excessive hair gel, having zero personality and by their abundant use of PowerPoint presentations. They also try to impress co-workers by using large words that no one else knows, but end up looking like bigger Nerdagers. Can often be found during slow times at work looking up book reviews online or hanging out w/the Nerd Herd (a group of mid-level Nerdagers).
Ted: Do you like your new boss?
Bob: No way! He’s a total Nerdager. I saw him reading a book by himself at lunch. And he stayed until 10:00 last night even though there was no work to do!
Bob: No way! He’s a total Nerdager. I saw him reading a book by himself at lunch. And he stayed until 10:00 last night even though there was no work to do!
Nerdages
One of my many nerdages is comic books, but I also nerd out about music, movies, and animated shows. Hence my nerdages!
Nerdages by Art of P-LO March 17, 2013