Nerd: " Watch me do a triple backflip while rotating at 2.4 m/s at 57 degrees south of west, and land in the water creating a splash radious of exactly 3.4256 meters...."
Guys: " Uh.... nvm this guy is nerding it up, peace "
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'