Nerdbang 

Like a gangbang but with a bunch of annoying little nerds who get too excited. Everyone is way too horny and it's over almost before it began.

Are you going to the Nerdbang?

No, I'm busy that night.
So what you can do both, the nerdbang will be over in 27 seconds. And I need a ride.

Nerdbang by Annoying Little Dad January 31, 2023

nerdbag 

Someone who flaunts their intelligence in a derogatory manner.

Jeff from marketing: "Yo Bill, I just learned html and made a pretty decent web site. Wondering if you could help me out here."
Bill from software: "Sorry, I can't talk to you until you can write a cross domain AJAX app with geolocation."
Jeff: "Quit being a nerdbag dude."

nerdbag by coolfire21 September 24, 2010

nerdbong

A bong put together by a nerd.

"Check out Dave's nerdbong."

"WTH is that shit...?" (laughing)

"I know. I think he put it together from his chemistry set." (laughing)

nerdbong by UCSteve November 29, 2016

nerdbag 

Similar to douche bag, only much more polite.

You are being such a nerdbag today dude.

nerdbag by JHolla September 29, 2006

nerdbag 

(noun)

A) Term used mostly in a derogative way towards someone that radiates nerd.

One who probably:
1. is into anime
2. likes a lot of sci-fi
3. plays World of Warcraft or Dungeons & Dragons on a day-to-day basis
4. goes cosplaying
5. has more than four (4) gaming systems, some of which are not even manufactured anymore
6. trading cards?
etc.

Nerdbag 1: Guys, get ready to attack. Everyone got their special abilities macro'd to their keyboards?
Nerdbag 2: Hold on, I'm out of manna.
Nerdbag 3: Goddamn it!

nerdbag by Isor December 15, 2008

Band Nerdbags 

Sweaty, gross smelling band kids who dedicate their life to marching like ants, or playing dated pop songs at pep rallies. Ones who proudly sport any and all band merch. Dog tags, jackets, t-shirts. They never forget to lube up their instruments, but they always forget deodorant. They carry their instruments with them like trophies while everyone else severely judges them. They're confident in themselves, but they really shouldn't be.

"Those Band Nerdbags are stinking up the gym again!"
"Who left their clarinet in the urinal! Must have been one of those band nerdbags.."
"Look at those band nerdbags playing Confident by Demi Lovato! That song was released in 2015!

Band Nerdbags by viripien April 15, 2023

Nerdbangin' 

Is synonomous to groovy or awsome. It is mostly used to describe someones happiness with themeselves.

Man i'm so Nerdbangin', like, if i was'nt me i'd be totally jealous of me.

Nerdbangin' by Goats n Skipping ropes February 23, 2008