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A young moose looking elf like child. The child has an appearance much like a cartoon bookworm and involves him/herself in galavantingly frolicking through meadows of wild flowers whilst gracefully shooting the wildlife and burning down his or her surroundings.
Nelman is a moose. (see 'moose')

The Nelman sat calmly whilst caressing his wildebeest.

The Nelman horrified the young'uns with his foul hobbies.
Nelman by Moose123456789 January 2, 2012
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A boy who has too much body hair, usually Jewish, who often refuses to shower or shave himself. Nelmans usually are tall, a bit beefy, but also chubby. The main defining feature of a Nelman is a big, juicy, hairy ass. Although they are predominantly heterosexual, they enjoy sticking their fingers into their juicy ass, and getting rim jobs. They also enjoy eating junk food, playing video games, and trying to belt musical theater songs.
Wow. Nelman needs to shave. He also has gained a little weight! I wonder if he'll let me give his hairy ass a rim job.
Nelman by cutiepatootie123 September 2, 2014
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Cathy Newmaning 

When you're in the middle of a discussion and you make a point, and the other person starts rattling off straw men versions of your comment and trying to make you defend the words they just put in your mouth, they are "Cathy Newmaning" you. Named after an infamous debate between Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman.
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Brenda: So you're saying apples are superior to oranges. So you're saying oranges should be treated less well than apples. So you're saying we should stop growing oranges and only grow apples from now on. So you're saying it's OK to burn orange trees because they are a blight on the environment. So you're saying....

Alex: Lol, damn I ain't say none a that shit, quit Cathy Newmaning me
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"He's such a Nemanja"
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Pull a Newman 

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