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needletail 

Person 1: Oh look at that fish. It's not moving.
Person 2: It's a Needletail
needletail by -Shiloh- August 4, 2017
The lowest possible noob. The scale goes, from highest to losest:

noob
nooblet
neeb
neeblet

It is a derivative of the derivative of noob. Always offensive, it is reserved for the most persistant and stupidest of the noobs. Often neeblets call experienced players noobs or nooblets, believing that because they won't give them free stuff they are stupid and nooby.

The biggest difference between a noob and a neeblet is that neeblets insult and threaten people they are begging from.

Neeblets usually go nowhere in the game and end up quitting "Cause everyones a f***ing n00blet"

Common spellings:
n33blet
neeblet
N338137 (used by one neeblet calling someone else a neeblet)
Neeblet (to person 1): PHr3E 5700ph pL0z!!11!!!
Person 1: No you noob!
Neeblet: G1V3 m3 Phr33 St00fz0rz oR 1 VVi11 haX0r j00z0rz W17h M3 1337 5k1llsz0rz, j00 N00bl37!
Person 1: (walks away)
Neeblet walks two steps away to person 2, who saw the entire thing and repeats the process with different experienced players begging, threatening, then finally insulting and moving on.
neeblet by Zappacky May 11, 2006

Needlets 

Origin: Halo

Needlets are the pink/purple rounds that a Needler(weapon in Halo) shoots. When shot, these rounds attach themselves to other people and explode with the sound of shattering glass. They are very deadly.
*Breaking glass noises everywhere* "SO MANY NEEDLETS.....!!!"
Needlets by Moon (of BYOND) October 21, 2004

neezletoss

an idiotic person or someone who is stupid
you bloody neezletoss!
neezletoss by Scott lockhart January 17, 2008
See wordniglet
neeglet by stefleta September 5, 2003

Needleteetle 

a needle that goes in your tit
hey, have you ever heard of a needleteetle[
Needleteetle by gemmma-teller January 4, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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