Ned's 

Short for Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. Ned's is a show where Ned Bigby (Devon Werkheiser) gives you tips on how to survive school. With his friends Moze ( Linsey Shaw) and Cookie (Daniel Curtis Lee) along with bullies, geeks, popular, and blabbering kids. This Nickelodeon show has perfectly cast characters and great writers!

Viewer: Did you see the Ned's where Lisa Zemo dances with Cookie?

Viewer2: Yeah! It was cool!

Ned's by PyrolordCedric November 26, 2005

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide 

a semi-funny show with teen actors who make a mead notebook filled with "tip's" about how to get through school. during the show the kids spend very little time in class and have more dating drama than homework. they are oddly close friends with the janitor and spend a lot of time complaining about having school work and tests.

guy1: "did you see Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide last night?"
guy2: "yah they had a tip that just said 'Get a cool hairdo 2 weeks before school reopens'."
guy1: "yah thats why i got a mullet."
guy2: "thats awesome" :)

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide by LL Money July 19, 2010

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide 

My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.

Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010

Ned's Bun Bin

The bin where Ned stores his burger buns, which is identical to the trash can across from it. Legend has it, those who consume the buns on a regular will die a horrible, cheese-sauce filled death.

Ethan: "I'm gonna order a bacon cheeseburger from Ned's"
Kyle: "Nah bro, not Ned's bun bin"
Ethan: Oh shit, my bad b

Ned's Bun Bin by カンちゃん얼짱 January 10, 2019

Ned's Declassified 

An emergency in the ball sack region that requires immediate attention. This usually happens at a time when you can't fixate your balls to a comfortable position because people are around. This includes irritation, itchiness, balls sticking to your leg, and of course, your balls just feeling weird. Also commonly referred to as just "Ned's".

John: Damn, I have a Ned's.*Fixates balls.*
Alex: ...*Fixates balls*
Jimmy: I have a Ned's Declassified, but I don't care, I'll scratch it in front of people.
Jake(Has no balls): Oh yeah, me too.

Ned's Declassified by Magic Balls June 10, 2008

Ned's Newt 

A very popular cartoon in United Kingdom and United States. QUBO hosts it, it's first episode date was on October 18, 1997. The plot revolves around a boy buying a pet at the pet store and the newt is the only one. The boy realizes something is wrong with the newt and the pet store owner gives him Zippo Newt Food. The pet store owner tells the boy not to give too much to the newt. The boy mistakenly places the can in the fishbowl and makes the newt grow large.

Kid 1: I just saw Ned's Newt on TV! Kid 2: Thank god it wasn't on ridiculous times!

Ned's Newt by midfag June 25, 2018

Ned's Dump 

A technical term used in software development, meaning to dump the most recent data in a set.

Q: Dude, did you get Ned's Dump for that report?
A: No, but I have Ned's Dump ready for your face!

Ned's Dump by zlarky December 4, 2010