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necrobestiality 

mental problem that causes old men to bang a dead animal, such as a horse, cow, or walrus (poodles have especially tender meat, so dont do it too hard: also, make sure you hit the right hole)also see mung
I went out to the stable and saw my dad giving Bessie deep anal penetration. Then I joined in that mad hot necrobestiality.
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Necrobestiality 

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with the corpse of an animal. In not as many words, sticking your dick in a dead animal.
Not many people will like you, but that's just beating off on a dead horse. Necrobestiality is pretty fucked up.
Necrobestiality by Greenbro January 18, 2017

necrobestiality 

sexual intercourse with dead animals. In civilized society, it is worse than bestiality.
Those who practise necrobestiality are disgusting to society.
necrobestiality by uttam maharjan November 17, 2010

Multicontinental Necrobestiality 

The charge of crossing a national border to committed sexual acts against a deceased animal.
Sir you have multiple charges of Multicontinental Necrobestiality against you

necrobeastiality 

Man, I don't care if you're into necrobeastiality, just stop killing my dogs.
necrobeastiality by Elley Chaos April 25, 2003

Necrobeastiality 

Wow, he practices necrobeastiality by fucking a dead pig.
Necrobeastiality by P3RX April 3, 2009

pyro-necrobeastiality 

is the act of having sexual intercourse with a dead burning animal. who the fuck thinks up this shit.....? what is even more disturbing is that 5 people in NSW history have been convited for this illegal act. what the fuck, is it that hard to go out and get a blow-up doll...
back in the late 60's billy was into a bit of pyro-necrobeastiality and was subsequently convicted for this illegal act. Fucker!!!
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