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necrobestiality 

mental problem that causes old men to bang a dead animal, such as a horse, cow, or walrus (poodles have especially tender meat, so dont do it too hard: also, make sure you hit the right hole)also see mung
I went out to the stable and saw my dad giving Bessie deep anal penetration. Then I joined in that mad hot necrobestiality.
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Necrobestiality 

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with the corpse of an animal. In not as many words, sticking your dick in a dead animal.
Not many people will like you, but that's just beating off on a dead horse. Necrobestiality is pretty fucked up.
Necrobestiality by Greenbro January 18, 2017

necrobestiality 

sexual intercourse with dead animals. In civilized society, it is worse than bestiality.
Those who practise necrobestiality are disgusting to society.
necrobestiality by uttam maharjan November 17, 2010

Multicontinental Necrobestiality 

The charge of crossing a national border to committed sexual acts against a deceased animal.
Sir you have multiple charges of Multicontinental Necrobestiality against you

necrobeastiality 

Man, I don't care if you're into necrobeastiality, just stop killing my dogs.
necrobeastiality by Elley Chaos April 25, 2003

Necrobeastiality 

When you have sex with dead animals.
Wow, he practices necrobeastiality by fucking a dead pig.
Necrobeastiality by P3RX April 3, 2009

pyro-necrobeastiality 

is the act of having sexual intercourse with a dead burning animal. who the fuck thinks up this shit.....? what is even more disturbing is that 5 people in NSW history have been convited for this illegal act. what the fuck, is it that hard to go out and get a blow-up doll...
back in the late 60's billy was into a bit of pyro-necrobeastiality and was subsequently convicted for this illegal act. Fucker!!!
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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