Neckery

The art of slapping the back of someone's neck either softly or hard.

If someone were to say that the world is flat, then that would be a large case of neckery.

by Jaden kinda lamer March 23, 2017

red-neckery

Any behavior that is indicative of a redneck.

That guy in the pickup truck with the NASCAR sticker on the back is guilty of unchecked red-neckery.

by wislaus December 20, 2008

Lip-necker

One who's face goes from lip straight to neck, completely skipping the desirable chin. These people are heartless soulstealers who inhabit the dumps of society... Only with the addition of a chin could a lip-necker ever become a true member of the upper crust.

Tyler: "Jeff! Look out! There's a lip-necker to your immediate left!"
Jeff: "Whew! Thanks for the warning man, that was a close one."

Jeff: "I want u to meet my friend Barbara"
Tyler: " WTF man, that bitch was a total lip-necker! I almost lost my reputation and my lunch!"

by T.J. Collarwallace March 27, 2010

Wooly necker

A name normally given to Welsh people who put their heads up sheeps bums.

Man1: Dude! look at that guy with his head up that sheeps ass.
Man2: Wow he's a real wooly necker!

by Corywoolynecker September 12, 2009

chicken necker

Slang commonly used on the Eastern Shore of Maryland to describe a tourist or someone who is not from that area. comes form the practice of using chicken necks as crab bait.

these god damned chicken neckers always turn 50/301 into a parking lot during weekends in July.

by Capt_Capacitor April 25, 2005

rubber necker

Person who cranes, stains or otherwise awkwardly turns their head and stares while passing the scene of something interesting (usually morbid in nature).

This is usually seen and performed while driving past the scene of an accident, or any other incident where there are police, firemen or ambulances with lots of flashing lights.

by Batman July 11, 2004

necker dads

A word created in Oakland CA indicating that something is so active, it's up to the neck.

Aye nigga, we lit to the necker dads!

by BruhFuckBruh December 12, 2016