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Long dicked, high class, German Royal Bloodline, mother fuckers.
Even the gods of the gods wish they could be a NECH.
Nech by German name finder July 11, 2020
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nechelle 

a beautiful person both inside and out. kind, honest and full of inner strength. loved for who she is and who she will always be!!!
Nechelle is beautiful
nechelle by d@nn!! February 4, 2010
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A Hebrew girls name that means "consolation" or "to consol".
"Wow! Nechama looks beautiful today"
"Nechama was such a nice Jewish girl, everyone who knew her loved her."
Nechama by Nechama October 16, 2006

Nechelle 

A bomb ass bitch who kicks ass and takes names! Too hot to handle...
Have you met Nechelle? *sizzle*
Nechelle by Nswizzle87 February 4, 2010
Also called "Neecal" Any species of Giant Panda that eats purple bamboo. The bamboo they have been known to eat causes a psychadelic euphoria to overcome the panda, making them to appear very lachsadaisical and unresponsive. This is where the idea of the Pokemon "Snorlax" came from. Nechaels have also been known to chase pigeons native to Heidelberg, Germany.
I was walking down the street when a Nechael walked over and tried to steal my money.

Whoa! Look at that Neecal! It's tripping balls!
Nechael by jerry_curl July 28, 2011

nechrophiliac

a person who has sex with a dead person!!
if you were dead id become a nechrophiliac
nechrophiliac by hail hitler May 10, 2005

Port Neches Groves 

A town with white ass preppy rich kids that only care about themselves, smoke pot cuz they think it’s cool, vape in the school bathroom, say “I’m gunna kill my self” everyday, and spreading rumors cuz they have nothing better to do with their lives other than football. A town where they separated the rich from the poor, the preps from the others. Almost everyone doesn’t have a dad and/or mom in that town. Everyone is probably gunna die from all the plants surrounding the entire town.
“Omg, Port Neches Groves makes me wanna kill myself”
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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