Neanderman

(n) A human that does not look evolved and has a more primitive, ape-looking face as if they were part Neanderthal. Usually caused by chain smoking for an extended amount of years.

"Becky, a Neanderman, was captured today by scientists mistaking her for the missing link."

Neanderman by Johnathan Thunder October 24, 2009

Neandergammon

pro-Brexit politicians who continue to believe Brexit is still a good thing for the United Kingdom and will argue against any sort of scrutiny based on facts and reality until pink in the face like an inbred pig.

See the news at 10 last night? There was this fucking Neandergammon prick on the telly making all sorts of wild claims about how its past March 29th and we are still in the EU. Maybe he's one of these tax fiddler cunts and wants out at any cost before the EU come chapping his door about his offshore bank account.

Neandergammon by Joe Smiff April 10, 2019

Neandering 

The tendency for men to resort to their primordial caveman tendencies when they are without women for an extended period of time.

Us guys went camping in the wild last week, and after a couple of days we were doing some serious neandering. Tom caught a 10" trout with his bare hands. Dick killed a squirrel by throwing a stone at it, and Harry started a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together.

Neandering by Philly Hockey Player June 19, 2014

Neanderballing 

To be naked from at least the waist down during a camping trip. Only men can neanderball.

From the Rhett & Link sketch, "Camping".

(Link uncovers the bottom half of his sleeping bag and Rhett immediately turns away)
Rhett: Oh! I didn't know you were neanderballing it down there!
Link: Just don't look then
Rhett: It's not the looking it's the knowing!

Neanderballing by ZeeDeutschman December 21, 2015

Neandertard 

Contracture of Neanderthal and Retard (or Fucktard)

Used to describe a complete thick, retarded mong

U fucking neandertard!!

Neandertard by Bryn December 5, 2004

neandernate 

A dumb and rather large male known to grab the asses of random women after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Also known to have an oversized cranial structure that sports a thick uni-brow. Has a short temper and strong tendency to hunt and gather for his mate. Often found carrying a club to beat his women in to submission before having sex with them.

That guy just beat up that group of guys and is carrying his gf on his back. He is such a neandernate.

neandernate by SprtyChik April 1, 2015

Neandertaler 

Kaan Konrad, very rare species or a male person that thinks fucking in a cactus forest is cool.

Kaan: Omg, I just had the time of my life in a cactus forest.

Marija: Omg Kaan, you’re such a Neandertaler!

Neandertaler by marryfromtheblock August 31, 2020