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God by himself.
You will love him when you she him because:

He is an amazing guy. He is funny, nice and always there for you. You can count on Tim, you can tell him anything. Trust me. He is pretty damn cute and amazingly sweet. He will always be there for you.

And he has a mega cock
He often gets the question :

„ Hey man whats your cock size „
Hey Navbl, how are you navbl, what are you looking for navbl, whats your cock size navbl, whats up navbl,
Navbl by Navbl November 23, 2021
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navelplex 

A smooth-edged, thin, round piece of plexiglass that can be inserted into the user's navel. Its purpose is to provide a viewport or navigational tool for people whose heads are stuck so far up their ass they're unable to see or move about safely.
My ex-wife could benefit from the use of a navelplex.
navelplex by barry aylward November 18, 2005
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navelplex 

A thin, smooth-edged, round piece of plexiglass that will fit in the user's navel. Its purpose is to provide a viewport or navigational tool for people whose heads are stuck so far up their asses they're unable to see or move about safely.
My ex-wife could benefit from the use of a navelplex.
navelplex by barry aylward December 28, 2007

naval breaker 

It's when you receive a clothes gift from a friend or family member, that just didn't realize that you were 10 times smaller the last time you saw them. (Normally from that distant friend or relative you see once a decade)
Aunt June sent me a Naval Breaker for Christmas, it's practically a sports bra!
naval breaker by Missi Long November 6, 2006

Navalingus 

When you tounge someones belly-button.
Dude, she was fuckin' wild last night, she started liking me everywhere and started to go down but she was so drunk that she gave me navalingus instead.
Navalingus by mikeparsh October 25, 2010
Getting lost for no other reason than your GPS has given you the directions to the wrong place.
Sorry I'm late, got navlost again.
Navlost by pezpact July 18, 2012
An awesome fun-loving,sweet, smart person. A genius and the best person u know
Oh Naveli! You are truly a God's gift.
naveli by 2kewl4skool March 14, 2015
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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